Her diary / his diary
Jan 10th 2006, 6:32 pm
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Her diary / his diary
Girl's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
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Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
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I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
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Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
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I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Jan 10th 2006, 7:19 pm
#2
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Re: Her diary / his diary
Eh? What ya yakkin aboot? 
Originally Posted by furkew
Girl's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
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Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
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Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Jan 11th 2006, 12:13 am
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Re: Her diary / his diary
Made me laugh today 
some karma coming your way.
some karma coming your way.
Jan 11th 2006, 12:56 am
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Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: Her diary / his diary
Originally Posted by furkew
Girl's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
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Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Saturday 6th March 2004
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bloke's diary
Saturday 6th March 2004.
England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
I know its not a new one, but still think its brilliant. especially with 6 nations round the corner !!!!
Jan 11th 2006, 1:03 am
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Re: Her diary / his diary
sounds about right! love it
