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Ah but we are talking "trailer trash" types here- the bogan equivalent. I am presuming your friends are not that sort of people.

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Randy Ramrod
Dick Xploshun
Barny Backdoor
Floppy Cocksock

. . . are all to be avoided.

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Anything hyphenated, eg Lori-Lyn, Mary-Lou, Amy-Belle

Alternatively scan this list http://qld.newsclassifieds.com.au/br...ult%20Services

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Tayla
Celeste
Tori
Bianca
Genevieve
Alesha
Kimberley
Beverley

Why do I know so many people with ****wit names? :blink: Most of them are school kids though.:D

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Its thee phonetic spelling that gets me..

Roze

Tiler

Tailer

Rooth

Mykill

........:blink:

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A woman at work has two girls called Taylah and Shylah... :blink:

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Anything remotely French sounding that is not an actual first name anywhere in the French speaking world
Eg. Chantelle (brand of lingerie in France) and all its derivative spellings - Shontelle (WTF!), Chantel, Shantelle...

Anything with an apostrophe in it
Eg De'Anne, D'Arcy (still don't get how Darcy is a first name but hey, that's just me), Bree'Ann :sick:

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I hadn't realized I'd given my daughter a strippers name! My husband named her after his truck ;)

Interestingly my daughter has an Alexis, Lexi & Ginger on her hockey team. I've never considered those stripper names either, maybe it's not the same in Canada?

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There's a woman in the olympics who's first name is Campbell. That's slightly odd imo.:lol:

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Trouble with teaching was that it severely limited your choice of names for kids, on the girls side I personally wouldn't use...
Maddie
Lucy
Chloe
Megan
Alex
Molly
As there were sooooo many of them!

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Oh heck.. Had forgottwn the bad memories list....

Includes ex's, sad gits, wankers and great aunts.....:blink:


Wondering whats left?

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Sharon and Tracy or Tracey should be used as a nod to your background surely?

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Wait til they reach college age ;)

In fact, I wonder what names her friends would choose if they did become strippers? Probably normal ones like Sarah, Doris or Kylie

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Read the deaths column and see which names have stood the test of time.

And make it something easy to spell. A lifetime of spelling out your name can be tedious.

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I had dealings with someone through work who had named their (poor) child
La-a.

How do you think that should be pronounced? I went for (sounds like) Lar.

It's actually pronounced (and I'm not making this up) 'La dash uh'. :blink:
Seriously.