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Old Sep 1st 2009, 2:48 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
You can't have baked beans with anything. They should be banned. Disgusting things. Him outdoors puts mint sauce on everything, regardless. His excuse is that his aunt did too - yeah that makes sense He thinks I'm odd because I only put it on Roast Lamb
I like mint sauce. But only when I make it myself. It's piss poor here.

Get this, I have 'Chocolate mint' growing in my pots here. Kill two birds with one stone.
Tastes crap on lamb though.


Baked beans are good. I like them. Just not ON anything.
Baked potato with cheese excluded.

Him indoors is nuts. But not alone.

Anyway, you can talk. You don't like chocolate.
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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom
I like mint sauce. But only when I make it myself. It's piss poor here.

Get this, I have 'Chocolate mint' growing in my pots here. Kill two birds with one stone.
Tastes crap on lamb though.


Baked beans are good. I like them. Just not ON anything.
Baked potato with cheese excluded.

Him indoors is nuts. But not alone.

Anyway, you can talk. You don't like chocolate.
Because it's gloopy claggy stinky crap that makes me vomit Mint sauce or jelly here is rubbish. However Coles sells Coleman's Mint Sauce so we swallow the cost and mix it up to satisfy his highly tuned palate

Baked potato with cheese is good. Has to be with lashings of real butter though.
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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom
I like mint sauce. But only when I make it myself. It's piss poor here.

Get this, I have 'Chocolate mint' growing in my pots here. Kill two birds with one stone.
Tastes crap on lamb though.


Baked beans are good. I like them. Just not ON anything.
Baked potato with cheese excluded.

Him indoors is nuts. But not alone.

Anyway, you can talk. You don't like chocolate.
Cheesy beanos, mmmmmm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Him outdoors puts mint sauce on everything, regardless. His excuse is that his aunt did too - yeah that makes sense He thinks I'm odd because I only put it on Roast Lamb
Just out of interest, did his aunt exhibit any special powers which she attributed to her 'mintsauceoneverything' policy . . . live to be a hundred, divine water just with her fingers, help the blind see, the crippled walk, twist a cherry stalk into a knot using only her tongue? . . . that sort of thing
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Originally Posted by spartacus
Just out of interest, did his aunt exhibit any special powers which she attributed to her 'mintsauceoneverything' policy . . . live to be a hundred, divine water just with her fingers, help the blind see, the crippled walk, twist a cherry stalk into a knot using only her tongue? . . . that sort of thing
Could happen. Wine gives me special powers......
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Originally Posted by Burbage
Neil Perry fresh signature Mayonnaise.
mmmmm.....Neil Perry Aoli mayonnaise...........with beer battered fries
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Because it's gloopy claggy stinky crap that makes me vomit
Say what you really feel Pen.

Baked potato with cheese is good. Has to be with lashings of real butter though.

Oh yeah. And salt. Now you're talkin'.


By the way, did you get my text the other week?
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Originally Posted by kporte
Could happen. Wine gives me special powers......
Me too.

I can fly.
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Me too.

I can fly.
I can't but I become irresistable to women and can fall down a flight of stairs with no pain. I become incredibly eloquent and witty too. It's a multi-faceted superpower.
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Originally Posted by kporte
I can't but I become irresistable to women and can fall down a flight of stairs with no pain. I become incredibly eloquent and witty too. It's a multi-faceted superpower.
Stella Artois . . .
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Originally Posted by kporte
I can't but I become irresistable to women and can fall down a flight of stairs with no pain. I become incredibly eloquent and witty too. It's a multi-faceted superpower.
But K, you're like that before you've drunk anything...
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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom
But K, you're like that before you've drunk anything...
I wuv you.
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Originally Posted by kporte
I wuv you.



So, back to the Hellmans/Best Foods....

This thread must not die.

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I actually worked for the company in the uk that supplied the liquid egg for Hellman's. All the way to the Netherlands so they could send it back in a jar.
Strange but true.
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Originally Posted by kporte
I actually worked for the company in the uk that supplied the liquid egg for Hellman's. All the way to the Netherlands so they could send it back in a jar.
Strange but true.
Dutch Eggs?

But are the chickens English?
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