The Hare
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:36 pm
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The Hare
THE HARE
A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the hare.
Much to his dismay, the hare is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this hare and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead hare, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the hare.
The hare jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the hare stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that hare?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the hare.
Much to his dismay, the hare is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this hare and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead hare, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the hare.
The hare jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the hare stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that hare?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:38 pm
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Re: The Hare
Ha ha! 
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:39 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by artep
THE HARE
A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the hare.
Much to his dismay, the hare is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this hare and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead hare, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the hare.
The hare jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the hare stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that hare?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the hare.
Much to his dismay, the hare is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this hare and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead hare, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the hare.
The hare jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the hare stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that hare?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
*groan*
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:41 pm
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Re: The Hare
made me laff then again I'm easily amused
then again I'm easily amused
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:42 pm
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Re: The Hare
Mar 3rd 2006, 8:43 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by skywalker
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:10 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by artep
made me laff then again I'm easily amused
then again I'm easily amused
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:16 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by Bix
Whistle whistle whistle
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:38 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by Bix
Whistle whistle whistle
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:41 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by artep
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:47 pm
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Re: The Hare
Originally Posted by Bix
