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Old Mar 24th 2006, 3:32 pm
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because Woolies in South Fremantle are now selling Lurpak

however my life will not be complete until I find Fairy Liquid.

can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

a huge dose of karma to the one who points me in the right direction
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Default Re: Happy as a pig in shite

Originally Posted by walla
because Woolies in South Fremantle are now selling Lurpak

however my life will not be complete until I find Fairy Liquid.

can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

a huge dose of karma to the one who points me in the right direction
Hello my little piggie

You can get Fairy liquid in Morrisons in Bradford / UK.

Oh, yeh, right, I forgot. You live in Perth

Ahh well, ..........in that case little piggie.......that means no fairy liquid for you.........and no karma for me





[just wanted to say hello..that's all ]
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Old Mar 24th 2006, 3:51 pm
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Hello my little piggie

You can get Fairy liquid in Morrisons in Bradford / UK.

Oh, yeh, right, I forgot. You live in Perth

Ahh well, ..........in that case little piggie.......that means no fairy liquid for you.........and no karma for me.





[just wanted to say hello..that's all ]
I'd fly back but there's no direct flight to Bradford from Perth.

and hello poppet

I've karma'd you anyway for the most ridiculous suggestion
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Default Re: Happy as a pig in shite

Originally Posted by walla
because Woolies in South Fremantle are now selling Lurpak

however my life will not be complete until I find Fairy Liquid.

can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

a huge dose of karma to the one who points me in the right direction
Dawn Powerplus is fairy liquid (says made in England by Proctor & Gamble on the label). Coles & Kmart used to sell it but seem to have stopped. You might to be able to find some somewhere if a store had a lot of stock that they're running down. Send some to me if you can find any.

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Default Re: Happy as a pig in shite

Originally Posted by JaneandJim
Dawn Powerplus is fairy liquid (says made in England by Proctor & Gamble on the label). Coles & Kmart used to sell it but seem to have stopped. You might to be able to find some somewhere if a store had a lot of stock that they're running down. Send some to me if you can find any.

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Ahhhh.....but is it kind to your hands and soft to your face

Walla, stop bein a soft lad ......and use the soddin dishwasher


[Walla: cheers for the karma poppet ]
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Old Mar 24th 2006, 5:28 pm
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Ahhhh.....but is it kind to your hands and soft to your face

Walla, stop bein a soft lad ......and use the soddin dishwasher


[Walla: cheers for the karma poppet ]
the Fairy Liquid is for me arm pits
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Originally Posted by JaneandJim
Dawn Powerplus is fairy liquid (says made in England by Proctor & Gamble on the label). Coles & Kmart used to sell it but seem to have stopped. You might to be able to find some somewhere if a store had a lot of stock that they're running down. Send some to me if you can find any.

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if I find some I'll ask for your address by PM
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Originally Posted by walla
the Fairy Liquid is for me arm pits
PMSL

Thank god for that.

I can smell you from here you stinky barsteward
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Old Mar 24th 2006, 6:41 pm
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can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

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I dunno your sexual leanings but if you were in Sydney several weeks ago, you probably could have picked up quite of lot of "Fairy Liquid" before, during and after the Gay and Lesbian Madri Gras
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I dunno your sexual leanings but if you were in Sydney several weeks ago, you probably could have picked up quite of lot of "Fairy Liquid" before, during and after the Gay and Lesbian Madri Gras
Here's a fairy liquid joke for ya.

Chav mum doing washing up in Bradford home,

Little girl says "mummy your using fairy liquid, is that why your hands are so soft and smooth"?

"no darling" came the reply "its because I'm only 12"



Sorry, I'll get me coat.

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Default Re: Happy as a pig in shite

Originally Posted by walla
because Woolies in South Fremantle are now selling Lurpak

however my life will not be complete until I find Fairy Liquid.

can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

a huge dose of karma to the one who points me in the right direction
have you looked on the laundry aisle
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Default Re: Happy as a pig in shite

Originally Posted by walla
because Woolies in South Fremantle are now selling Lurpak

however my life will not be complete until I find Fairy Liquid.

can anyone tell me where I can get Fairy Liquid?

a huge dose of karma to the one who points me in the right direction
My mum wont go into woolies in robina because we seen a rat run across the aisle! :scared:
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My mum wont go into woolies in robina because we seen a rat run across the aisle! :scared:
Did it have any shoes on?
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Old Mar 24th 2006, 8:16 pm
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Did it have any shoes on?
Excellent!
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walla, cant anyone post you any out??

if you are that desperate, send me your address and i'll send you a parcel
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