Happy!! Happy!! Happy!!
Mar 6th 2006, 12:04 pm
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Happy!! Happy!! Happy!!
Prime Minister John Howard, Federal Treasurer Peter Costello, and Industrial Relations Minister Kevin Andrews are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in Canberra when Howard turns to Costello and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Mar 6th 2006, 12:10 pm
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Re: Happy!! Happy!! Happy!!
Originally Posted by Hels
Prime Minister John Howard, Federal Treasurer Peter Costello, and Industrial Relations Minister Kevin Andrews are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in Canberra when Howard turns to Costello and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Mar 6th 2006, 12:11 pm
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Re: Happy!! Happy!! Happy!!
Now that one is good! SLMAO
Originally Posted by Hels
Prime Minister John Howard, Federal Treasurer Peter Costello, and Industrial Relations Minister Kevin Andrews are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in Canberra when Howard turns to Costello and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant arses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
Mar 6th 2006, 2:08 pm
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Re: Happy!! Happy!! Happy!!
Brilliant.
