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Old Apr 6th 2006, 7:45 am
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I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty- two, wore very tight mini skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up."

I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is . . .

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Old Apr 6th 2006, 5:25 pm
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