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Guess what this is ???
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http://ui=2&ik=ef5a3ec832&attid=0.20...b0be42d2ea1c60

http://ui=2&ik=ef5a3ec832&attid=0.21...b0be42d2ea1c60



It’s a new Prison in UK!



Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON - You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK - you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON - You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK - you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ PRISON -You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK - you get more work for Good behavior

@ PRISON - The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK - You must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON -You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK - you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON - You get your own toilet
@ WORK - you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK -you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@ PRISON - All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK - you get to pay all your expenses to goTo work, and they deduct taxes fromYour salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON - You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON - You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK - They are called managers


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.

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Oops! - guess thats what happens when you don't preview - groan hrmmm back to the drawing board! :o

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Still funny!:lol:

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:lol::lol:
I liked it

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me too :lol:

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thanks guys and girls :thumbsup:

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:eek:Sadistic wardens? I'm hurt by that. We haven't been called wardens for about 100 years!!!!

Tracy

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Even tho pics haven't come out, I can confirm that it's not in the UK.

Sorry to spoil the fun.

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I know...........(!) not really a serious topic though!!! TFI Friday! :thumbsup:


DEFINITION
joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
v.intr.
1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
v.tr.
To make fun of; tease.

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[Latin iocus; see yek- in Indo-European roots.]

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Yes, am aware of the definition of a 'joke' ... :rolleyes: ... but I got this email too and was told it was a new prison in the UK. It isn't, as you know! (Just seen other thread)

Where's the joke by the way? ... :confused:

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Detainee customer service agents, perhaps? <g>

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I suppose I meant from the other thread - never mind - crossed wires or something! :ohmy:

Yeah the email I got was the UK too, meant to incite some kind of revolution or something ;) - but I still laughed and thought I would share it. However, it is a prison in Austria, (spartacus link) so therefore better than where we currently live, and its a prison!!! Scary or what!!! So, yes, it still riles me.

Austria being that country where that madman imprisoned his daughter for 24 years in his cellar and raped her countless times - maybe he will get to go there? Who knows, the law is an ass! :frown::blink:

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Detainee customer service agents, perhaps? <g>

:rofl:

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Yeah seems that way.

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Yup, thats more like it - however you forgot to put sadistic in first.