Grey Nomadisms
 

Have just wasted an hour of my life trying to persuade ONE of the grey nomads that the nice young american actor she likes so much is NOT named Martin Clunes
:confused:


Bother, ?, I, Why, Do

Please rearrange into an apt and appropriate sentence

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Should have just said 'yes it is, the ear op obviously worked' and left it at that.

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That wouldhave been too easy:D

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"i think eddie007's right dear... Blood wouldnt wipe off of a fabric lounge suite like it just did off that leather armchair, perhaps we should go for leather after all"

"you didnt tell me your rotary cutter was so bloody sharp"

"you didnt tell me you were going to use it to try to peel a bloody apple"

"Dear, it's the armchair that was bloody, not the apple"

"the apple got a fair bit of blood on it too darling"
:rofl:

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:rofl:

Giving you a laugh at least

I'm intrigued as to who this american youngster who bears such a striking resemblance to Clunes is?!

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Will Smith has the same ears :unsure:

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But a better tan..... :scarper:

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Got the same lips as well. :unsure:

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Smoochable :wub: (Wills' lips not Martins, that is) Hmmm, better not let mr scotdownunder read this...:o

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Maybe but if he's been smooching with that feral wife of his, I don't want to go near them thanks :ohmy:

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At least i wont have to fight ya then!:sneaky:

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:rofl:

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George Cluney:(

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:hysterical:

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You can see why they struggled. No difference at all!!!!!:eek:

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YOUNG?:blink:
George Clooney is certainly nice (hot!!:eek:) and American, but I wouldn't call him young at 51, middle-aged more like.
I'd still do him though :o

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He's my age, not old at all. Not that I'd "do" him- I'd probably break!!!

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You'd call him young if you were a grey nomad though. Oh and join the back of the queue :sneaky:

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Not me. I seem to be about the only middle aged female who wouldn't do George or Brad. Now....Jesse L Martin is another story. If he ever switches teams I'm front of the queue. :tounge_smile:

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He's hot. Clooney is hot now, never used to be and as for Brad Pitt - :sick: He's revolting.

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Pitt is hot when he's cleaned up...but I don't care for the scruffy, long dank hair, long facial haired Brad.

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He used to be too pretty and since he's been with that ghastly ghastly woman he looks like a tramp. He's never done it for me.

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Brad is as sexy as a pair of granny knickers.... I could never go there...just thinking about where he had been brfore would have me crossing me legs and screaming NO

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Googled him about 10 mins ago. My heartrate has now settled to a suitable rate to type


PHWOAR!!!

Any objections to turning this into a lustfest??:D

Not one for facial hair, but I would forget about it for

Ricardo Chavira

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You'd have to bake a lot of pies to keep him happy.

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Meh! You can keep him.:lol:

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Yes, please.

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Make your dreams come true girls and aim for someone you'd stand a chance at getting like a Roy Keneer or a young Lester Piggot.

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:rofl: nearly snorted my tea then!:rofl:

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Got to have a laugh haven't you.
Right, I'm off to have a look at some photos of Delia Smith.

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That's just sick

And no, not the teenager "sick" as in good sick.. i mean bad sick, peverted sick, yuck sick....:frown: