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kporte Jan 23rd 2010 10:23 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8277138)
I don't think that you lot should be letting him leave.. everyone seems to be having a damn fine time!

Em x

I will try to get him pregnant tomorrow night, then he'll have to stay.

emelems Jan 23rd 2010 10:27 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8277140)
I will try to get him pregnant tomorrow night, then he'll have to stay.

good lad.. shall I lend you a bar of soap for the shower time?

kporte Jan 23rd 2010 10:29 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8277151)
good lad.. shall I lend you a bar of soap for the shower time?

I'm ok, he can't hold his drink, i'll inseminate him when he's drunk.

viviennef Jan 23rd 2010 10:39 pm

Re: Going home.
 
you all look happy and suntanned. hope you enjoyed, your wine encouraging ways led me to lay on the settee all day today except for infrequent visits to the toilet to be sick. Ended up in the pool at 1am until 2.30 - the neighbours were not impressed.

emelems Jan 23rd 2010 10:39 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8277155)
I'm ok, he can't hold his drink, i'll inseminate him when he's drunk.

Any tips required for him to stay are greatfully received.. Pollyana is relying on us lot! :lol:

Em x

viviennef Jan 23rd 2010 10:41 pm

Re: Going home.
 
sometimes you need to let people go to keep them forever. i went back twice and then realised how rubbish it was.

emelems Jan 23rd 2010 10:42 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by viviennef (Post 8277169)
you all look happy and suntanned. hope you enjoyed, your wine encouraging ways led me to lay on the settee all day today except for infrequent visits to the toilet to be sick. Ended up in the pool at 1am until 2.30 - the neighbours were not impressed.

Thank god.. your current sobriety since meeting you throughout 2009 whilst I spent the majority hungover and pathetic was un-nerving to say the least! :ohmy: hell yes, 2010 will be our drink entrenched year Viv!

Em x

emelems Jan 23rd 2010 10:44 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by viviennef (Post 8277177)
sometimes you need to let people go to keep them forever. i went back twice and then realised how rubbish it was.

I went back once (ok.. twas only from Birmingham!), and once was enough... love the family and the area I grew up in, but I had moved on too much...

Em x

Pollyana Jan 23rd 2010 11:38 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by spartacus
May I say Polly, what an absolutely splendid pair of jugs you have .

You may say it, and thank you kind sir :p


Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
They're Stella....r

Tooheys Extra Dry acksherly :p


Originally Posted by kporte
Bernie said these photos are ok to post because I am fat and he isn't.:lol:

I know that feeling! He says it every time we go out!


Originally Posted by emelems
I don't think that you lot should be letting him leave.. everyone seems to be having a damn fine time!

LETTING him leave?! I will tie him to his own coffee table if it stops him getting on that plane :eek: except that then he'd hate me for it........


Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8277140)
I will try to get him pregnant tomorrow night, then he'll have to stay.

:eek::eek::rofl: Will there be photos from that too?


Originally Posted by viviennef
sometimes you need to let people go to keep them forever.

:fingerscrossed:

emelems Jan 23rd 2010 11:47 pm

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8277269)
LETTING him leave?! I will tie him to his own coffee table if it stops him getting on that plane :eek: except that then he'd hate me for it........

I'll give you the cable ties :unsure: :thumbup:

I know you wouldnt let him leave.. I am now thinking you might be our trump card? I am thinking along the lines of a pontiac firebird... :lol:

Em x

Pollyana Jan 24th 2010 12:22 am

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8277287)
I'll give you the cable ties :unsure: :thumbup:

I know you wouldnt let him leave.. I am now thinking you might be our trump card? I am thinking along the lines of a pontiac firebird... :lol:

Em x

:lol: if I had the power to make him stay, I'd have convinced him by now. Unfortunately whatever else I can talk him into, staying in Aus isn't part of it :( and to be fair to Bernie, we have spent many hours talking about it, and although I don't like it, I can kind-of understand why he is going.

Bernieboy Jan 24th 2010 10:09 am

Re: Going home.
 
You will all fail.....................................miserably :rolleyes:

Lord_Farquar Jan 24th 2010 10:10 am

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8278465)
You will all fail.....................................miserably :rolleyes:

You mean you didn't fancy kporte's offer?

Bernieboy Jan 24th 2010 10:15 am

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by Lord_Farquar (Post 8278469)
You mean you didn't fancy kporte's offer?

Nice offer but dont fancy Kporte:D

scottishcelts Jan 24th 2010 10:47 am

Re: Going home.
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8278465)
You will all fail.....................................miserably :rolleyes:

You don't know my plan yet...


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