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Feb 22nd 2008, 2:19 am
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Funny?
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON A PLANE
Dont know if this has been posted before?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then Hit this link
Dont know if this has been posted before?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then Hit this link
Feb 22nd 2008, 2:30 am
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Re: Funny?
Very good !
Some others here
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/
I cannot take responsibility for anyone using these to seriously piss ppl off !!!!
Some others here
http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/
I cannot take responsibility for anyone using these to seriously piss ppl off !!!!
Feb 22nd 2008, 3:17 am
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Re: Funny?
Never seen that !!
Bloody amazing.. is it for real???
Bloody amazing.. is it for real???
Feb 22nd 2008, 4:14 am
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Re: Funny?
Very good mate 
Feb 22nd 2008, 4:33 am
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Re: Funny?
Golfing Terminology:
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
Feb 22nd 2008, 4:42 am
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Re: Funny?
Very good ! 
Nicky
Nicky
Feb 22nd 2008, 10:24 am
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Re: Funny?
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON A PLANE
Dont know if this has been posted before?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then Hit this link
Dont know if this has been posted before?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then Hit this link
just sat here wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes very good K given
Feb 22nd 2008, 8:20 pm
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Feb 22nd 2008, 8:26 pm
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Re: Funny?
Just click the door button thang as they are getting out, so it traps their head in the door. Bit like that EVIL KA video...
Feb 22nd 2008, 8:33 pm
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Re: Funny?
that was funny mate. i keep watchin it
Feb 22nd 2008, 8:34 pm
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Re: Funny?
you can see its head fall inside the car
Feb 22nd 2008, 8:36 pm
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