THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Jun 19th 2006, 1:34 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
When talking about a bloke who habitually ducks out of buying a round of beers...
He wouldn't shout if a shark bit im.....!
He wouldn't shout if a shark bit im.....!
Jun 19th 2006, 3:02 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
When i check the "chooks" in the morning i always look for "Bum nuts" ....... 
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Jun 19th 2006, 3:14 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
I like the one that if you are feeling a tad parched......"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger!!"
Jun 19th 2006, 4:02 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by Hels
I like the one that if you are feeling a tad parched......"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger!!"
Jun 19th 2006, 4:18 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by Gibbo
I was just about to list that one!
hehe...beat ya to it!!!
Fair suck of the sav! = exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief (see also "sav")
Sav : saveloy (see also "fair suck of the sav!")
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Jun 19th 2006, 5:23 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by Hels
hehe...beat ya to it!!!
Fair suck of the sav! = exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief (see also "sav")
Sav : saveloy (see also "fair suck of the sav!")
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Fair suck of the sav! = exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief (see also "sav")
Sav : saveloy (see also "fair suck of the sav!")
Source
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Jun 19th 2006, 6:02 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
For taking a dump...
"Give birth to a boss"
For someone not to bright
"A bull loose in the top paddock"
and my favourite ever, which I will admit to really falling about laughing at, to describe a very ugly person.
"as ugly as a Kicked in Shiit tin"
To describe the Local swimming pool "I'm off down the 50/50" Whats that I asked, "50pct Chlorine 50 pct pee" came the answer.
"Give birth to a boss"
For someone not to bright
"A bull loose in the top paddock"
and my favourite ever, which I will admit to really falling about laughing at, to describe a very ugly person.
"as ugly as a Kicked in Shiit tin"
To describe the Local swimming pool "I'm off down the 50/50" Whats that I asked, "50pct Chlorine 50 pct pee" came the answer.
Jun 19th 2006, 6:52 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
"as ugly as a Kicked in Shiit tin"
Jun 19th 2006, 9:24 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
For taking a dump...
"Give birth to a boss"
For someone not to bright
"A bull loose in the top paddock"
and my favourite ever, which I will admit to really falling about laughing at, to describe a very ugly person.
"as ugly as a Kicked in Shiit tin"
To describe the Local swimming pool "I'm off down the 50/50" Whats that I asked, "50pct Chlorine 50 pct pee" came the answer.
"Give birth to a boss"
For someone not to bright
"A bull loose in the top paddock"
and my favourite ever, which I will admit to really falling about laughing at, to describe a very ugly person.
"as ugly as a Kicked in Shiit tin"
To describe the Local swimming pool "I'm off down the 50/50" Whats that I asked, "50pct Chlorine 50 pct pee" came the answer.
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Jun 19th 2006, 9:42 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by mr mover
You Forgot "strangle a Darkie" or would that be rascist.?............ mm
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Jun 19th 2006, 9:56 pm
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
So what does that actually translate to?
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Jun 20th 2006, 12:20 am
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Re: THE funniest Aussie saying I have EVER heard!
"Face like a cat's ar*e" gets me!
Describing (normally a woman) upset in some way that she purses her lips tightly. Like Phoenix2oz's avatar.
Makes me laugh anyway.
Andrew
Describing (normally a woman) upset in some way that she purses her lips tightly. Like Phoenix2oz's avatar.
Makes me laugh anyway.
Andrew
