Friday Morn. Funny
Jul 27th 2006, 7:37 pm
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Friday Morn. Funny
This one's for thebears 
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
Jul 27th 2006, 7:38 pm
#2
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Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: Friday Morn. Funny
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
This one's for thebears
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
Jul 27th 2006, 9:12 pm
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Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,169
Re: Friday Morn. Funny
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
This one's for thebears
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he said to the Rabbi 'I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?
'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers who every now and then send us a free box of candles.
'Oh' said the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a
practical answer.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
Realising the inspector was trying to trap him the Rabbi replied We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and then they send a
free box of matzo rolls'.
'I see' replied the auditor thinking hard how he could fluster the know
it all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here too, we do not waste' answered the Rabbi. we save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick''.
Quality
Jul 27th 2006, 9:17 pm
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Re: Friday Morn. Funny
Brill
Jul 27th 2006, 10:42 pm
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Re: Friday Morn. Funny
Very funny Where do you get 'em all from?N
