Free the Byford Two
Sep 17th 2010, 1:37 am
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Free the Byford Two
By the time I post on here again I'll have visited "The Boys" in gaol... only another 28 days and I can bail them out... they'll have to wear electronic tags.. but they can at last come home...
and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
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and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
I
Sep 17th 2010, 3:10 am
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Re: Free the Byford Two
By the time I post on here again I'll have visited "The Boys" in gaol... only another 28 days and I can bail them out... they'll have to wear electronic tags.. but they can at last come home...
and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
I
and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
I
Sep 17th 2010, 3:24 am
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Re: Free the Byford Two
By the time I post on here again I'll have visited "The Boys" in gaol... only another 28 days and I can bail them out... they'll have to wear electronic tags.. but they can at last come home...
and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
I
and the only crime they have alledgedly commited????
They're a pair of heart breakers....
I'm taking a tin of whiskas with a file in it... and some cat nip toys.. and a T shirt that Gorgeous George threw into the washpile last night (I had to wrestle it to the ground as it tried to run off) for them to sleep on
We're STILL not telling the kids that they are imprisoned in Byford, we wont tell them til they are free'd... it would be too traumatic if parole were revoked at any stage... as far as they are aware they are happily chasing rabbits at Granny & Grampys home in the UK
We shall over come, we shall over come, we shall over come some day......
I
Sep 17th 2010, 5:28 am
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Re: Free the Byford Two
UPDATE:
Political detainees Charlie and Maslow 007, (known internationally as the Byford two) received a visit today from local Liberationist eddie007... Arriving early for her scheduled visit ms 007 carrying an expensive looking cat bed with removeable heat pad (that her husband knows nothing about) and a variety of cat treats and toys refused to comment to waiting reporters on her arrival... An insider (who wishes to remain annonymous) stated that Ms007 was seen to be crying and hugging the detainees before offering cat treats that the two turned their noses up at... Neither prisoner appeared interested in the fake mice or cat nip filled balls either...
Charlie007 is said to have spent much time pawing, kneeading and licking the stinky T Shirt belonging to the activists son Gorgeous George smuggled in past warders...
On leaving the High Security detention centre Ms 007 commented that Both prisoners were looking well, their accommodation appeared more than adequate with a nice patch of sun for them both to bask in, she thanked staff for their support and kindness toward the two reprobates...
Rumours abound that a bail hearing date has been set for the 14th October, Ms 007 is trying to raise funds to secure the pairs release on that date.. Staff at the centre have undertaken NOT to send the invoice (sorry - bail terms) to the activists home address so as not to alert HIM to the charges incurred...
Miss 007 made the following statement.
"My advice for all those visiting political detainees is NOT to wear black, Gawd knows how I'm going to get these bloody hairs off me, I feel like a huge furball"
Political detainees Charlie and Maslow 007, (known internationally as the Byford two) received a visit today from local Liberationist eddie007... Arriving early for her scheduled visit ms 007 carrying an expensive looking cat bed with removeable heat pad (that her husband knows nothing about) and a variety of cat treats and toys refused to comment to waiting reporters on her arrival... An insider (who wishes to remain annonymous) stated that Ms007 was seen to be crying and hugging the detainees before offering cat treats that the two turned their noses up at... Neither prisoner appeared interested in the fake mice or cat nip filled balls either...
Charlie007 is said to have spent much time pawing, kneeading and licking the stinky T Shirt belonging to the activists son Gorgeous George smuggled in past warders...
On leaving the High Security detention centre Ms 007 commented that Both prisoners were looking well, their accommodation appeared more than adequate with a nice patch of sun for them both to bask in, she thanked staff for their support and kindness toward the two reprobates...
Rumours abound that a bail hearing date has been set for the 14th October, Ms 007 is trying to raise funds to secure the pairs release on that date.. Staff at the centre have undertaken NOT to send the invoice (sorry - bail terms) to the activists home address so as not to alert HIM to the charges incurred...
Miss 007 made the following statement.
"My advice for all those visiting political detainees is NOT to wear black, Gawd knows how I'm going to get these bloody hairs off me, I feel like a huge furball"
Sep 18th 2010, 2:54 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
Sep 18th 2010, 2:57 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
You are a loony!
Sep 18th 2010, 2:59 pm
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Sep 18th 2010, 3:04 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
"I am NOT a looney. Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquiallism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this! Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!......."
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Sep 18th 2010, 3:05 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
She loves her pussy cats for sure, she is one cool person though. One of my fave people even though she is a LOON!
You would like Eddie, she is one cool person.
"I am NOT a looney. Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquiallism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this! Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!......."
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You would like Eddie, she is one cool person.
Sep 18th 2010, 3:08 pm
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Sep 21st 2010, 6:44 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
BYFORD TWO
Fears grow for Welfare of Byford Two
It has been reported that fears are growing for the welfare of one of the Byford Two, Chalie007. Although both detainees appear to be eating and drinking well and appear quite content On a recent visit to the prison loyal supporter eddie007 was refused a visit by Charlie007... whilst Maslow007 was pleased to see her and spent the hour having hugs and cuddles, Charlie007 spent the entire precious hour on the top floor of the accommodation block.
Desparate efforts were made by fellow prison vistors Kevin and The Squeeze to lure tempt and encourage Charlie007 from his perch but Charles remained steadfast in his refusal to engage in a meaningful way.
Tearful upon her departure eddie007 was heard to say "Well at least I only have black hairs on me black T shirt today... and I'm not a ginger minger furball like last week"
Fears grow for Welfare of Byford Two
It has been reported that fears are growing for the welfare of one of the Byford Two, Chalie007. Although both detainees appear to be eating and drinking well and appear quite content On a recent visit to the prison loyal supporter eddie007 was refused a visit by Charlie007... whilst Maslow007 was pleased to see her and spent the hour having hugs and cuddles, Charlie007 spent the entire precious hour on the top floor of the accommodation block.
Desparate efforts were made by fellow prison vistors Kevin and The Squeeze to lure tempt and encourage Charlie007 from his perch but Charles remained steadfast in his refusal to engage in a meaningful way.
Tearful upon her departure eddie007 was heard to say "Well at least I only have black hairs on me black T shirt today... and I'm not a ginger minger furball like last week"
Sep 21st 2010, 9:43 pm
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Re: Free the Byford Two
This is shocking and totally unjust,im going to contact thin lizzy, for tonight there's going to be a jail break,fur will be spilled
Sep 28th 2010, 7:46 am
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Re: Free the Byford Two
BYFORD TWO
Fears grow for Welfare of Byford Two
It has been reported that fears are growing for the welfare of one of the Byford Two, Chalie007. Although both detainees appear to be eating and drinking well and appear quite content On a recent visit to the prison loyal supporter eddie007 was refused a visit by Charlie007... whilst Maslow007 was pleased to see her and spent the hour having hugs and cuddles, Charlie007 spent the entire precious hour on the top floor of the accommodation block.
Desparate efforts were made by fellow prison vistors Kevin and The Squeeze to lure tempt and encourage Charlie007 from his perch but Charles remained steadfast in his refusal to engage in a meaningful way.
Tearful upon her departure eddie007 was heard to say "Well at least I only have black hairs on me black T shirt today... and I'm not a ginger minger furball like last week"
Fears grow for Welfare of Byford Two
It has been reported that fears are growing for the welfare of one of the Byford Two, Chalie007. Although both detainees appear to be eating and drinking well and appear quite content On a recent visit to the prison loyal supporter eddie007 was refused a visit by Charlie007... whilst Maslow007 was pleased to see her and spent the hour having hugs and cuddles, Charlie007 spent the entire precious hour on the top floor of the accommodation block.
Desparate efforts were made by fellow prison vistors Kevin and The Squeeze to lure tempt and encourage Charlie007 from his perch but Charles remained steadfast in his refusal to engage in a meaningful way.
Tearful upon her departure eddie007 was heard to say "Well at least I only have black hairs on me black T shirt today... and I'm not a ginger minger furball like last week"
