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A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are
Upstairs in their bedroom.
'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we
Started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to swear first, then
ye Kin sweer after me, ok?'

'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants For breakfast.

'A'll hae some of that Weetabix shit !'

*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up, and Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And
what do YOU want for breakfast, young man????'

'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be f#*!*@ng Weetabix!'

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I loved that. Extra funny because it could well be true! Especially the smack! Many a clout I've had!!

:thumbsup:

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Jesus Jan, its nearly as bad as trying tae make oot a Geordie in full flow and am only fae Glesga.:p

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I thought that was a mild one too.

:rofl:

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Ah remember working on an oil rig wae loads o geordies and ah didny huv a scooby whit they wur saying but they said it wiz the same when Scots got the gither.:thumbup: Ah dont find yous too bad but the written word is harder.;):p

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right miggins, update!!!!!;)

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Ha ha ya bawbag. No been on aw week and guess whit..... Log in an your wee name pops up.

We've changed wur minds and wur no going anywhere noo. We're still selling the hoose and things are looking promising on that front but Angie spoke to the weans and to a man they aw said they luv it here and dont want tae go. It wiz looking like Perth fur a wee while but wi nae joab oor there tae go tae and huving wan here,,,,,, well weighing things up...........MACKAYS a winner an ah kin still watch the CELLIC oan setanta. God luv ye Soapy bhoy and cheers fur askin ya nosey shite but why huv you goat a wee @ at the end of your name.............................................. .well...............................am waiting...........................ur ye trying tae be aw bohemian (learnt that wurd at uni):rofl:

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if a knew whit yae meant a wid tell yae llf

nice to hear you asked the kids first pal. afterall, thats why you came oot here;)

so can we delete this thread now so you dont look like an arse:lol::lol::lol:

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Av become rather attached tae it and feel it close tae my bosom like a suckling child. It would be a shame but great things must come to an end. Goodbye dear post till we meet again.:rofl:

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nah, im gawnae keep it going to make you look like a dafty:lol::lol:

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Dont need that tae make me look daft. Anj diz it aw the time withoot trying. The next time am in Brissy al look ye up an the two of us can look daft on the course.:thumbsup:

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sounds good to me pal, you owe me a beer anyway:sneaky::p

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Wiz gonny type 2 dozen an ah thought. That will be chocolate coz he'll hod me tae that.:rofl:

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So.....are you coming or going:blink:





[keepin it goin for ya Soapy;)]

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Dont you encourage him. He'll begin to think hes funny.:p