The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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Jul 6th 2015, 5:15 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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cut short to avoid the

mess it makes when he

Jul 6th 2015, 6:32 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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mess it makes when he

crawls up to the pub

Jul 6th 2015, 9:31 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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crawls up to the pub

on his hands and knees.

Jul 7th 2015, 8:10 am

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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on his hands and knees.

after the first pint he

Jul 7th 2015, 3:35 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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after the first pint he

joins a game of darts

Jul 7th 2015, 4:23 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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joins a game of darts

but as he was so

Jul 7th 2015, 6:41 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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but as he was so

glittery, no-one wanted to play

Jul 7th 2015, 6:47 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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glittery, no-one wanted to play

So he chatted up the

Jul 7th 2015, 7:08 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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So he chatted up the

drag queen instead, thinking (s)he

Jul 7th 2015, 7:14 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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drag queen instead, thinking (s)he

looked quite dishy and he

Jul 7th 2015, 7:27 pm

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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looked quite dishy and he

offered to buy a drink

Jul 7th 2015, 7:37 pm

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offered to buy a drink

which was gratefuly accepted and

Jul 8th 2015, 1:55 am

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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which was gratefuly accepted and

ask if she's available tonight

Jul 8th 2015, 2:29 am

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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ask if she's available tonight

for a bit of rumpy pumpy

Jul 8th 2015, 2:35 am

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Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

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for a bit of rumpy pumpy

and yummy twerky with a