The first mistake in the bible!
Aug 18th 2007, 9:59 am
#751
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
Did you know the story of Lot, who was a god fearing man who lived in Sodom and Gomorrah? Two angels came down from heaven to warn him of the destruction of the city, and the locals (men) saw them enter and demanded that Lot bring them out so "we may know them". Yes, "know them" means what you think it means.
Lot bravely refuses to do this, but instead offers his daughters "they have not known men, i will bring them unto you and do to them what is good in your eyes!" (Genesis 19 7-8).
and Lot is meant to be a righteous man and the only one worthy of saving!
Theres hope for us all yet!
Lot bravely refuses to do this, but instead offers his daughters "they have not known men, i will bring them unto you and do to them what is good in your eyes!" (Genesis 19 7-8).
and Lot is meant to be a righteous man and the only one worthy of saving!
Theres hope for us all yet!
Aug 18th 2007, 10:29 am
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
Did you know the story of Lot, who was a god fearing man who lived in Sodom and Gomorrah? Two angels came down from heaven to warn him of the destruction of the city, and the locals (men) saw them enter and demanded that Lot bring them out so "we may know them". Yes, "know them" means what you think it means.
Lot bravely refuses to do this, but instead offers his daughters "they have not known men, i will bring them unto you and do to them what is good in your eyes!" (Genesis 19 7-8).
and Lot is meant to be a righteous man and the only one worthy of saving!
Theres hope for us all yet!
Lot bravely refuses to do this, but instead offers his daughters "they have not known men, i will bring them unto you and do to them what is good in your eyes!" (Genesis 19 7-8).
and Lot is meant to be a righteous man and the only one worthy of saving!
Theres hope for us all yet!
Hallelujah!
Aug 18th 2007, 11:01 am
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Aug 18th 2007, 1:04 pm
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
I think if the bible was the real word of god.....it would be real easy to understand....being the creator of languages and all 
Aug 18th 2007, 2:49 pm
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Dec 19th 2007, 11:23 am
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
Dec 19th 2007, 11:52 am
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
The perfect time of year to resurrect the thread 
Dec 19th 2007, 12:22 pm
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Dec 19th 2007, 10:39 pm
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
Why? To celebrate the pagan festival that is Chrismas? Or because the whole religion thing is so weak it needs a regular reminder to all the sheep. Afterall the weak willed by the very definition must need constant re-brainwashing....Next someone will be suggestion they all herd together once a week say a sunday to wallow in a bit more brain washing....Happy Christmas all...
Dec 19th 2007, 10:55 pm
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
I thought the first mistake in most bibles printed these days is that the first page is missing:
All characters and events depicted are completely fictitious and are not based on any true person, living or dead.
(Gotta love Red Dwarf
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All characters and events depicted are completely fictitious and are not based on any true person, living or dead.
(Gotta love Red Dwarf
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Dec 19th 2007, 11:58 pm
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Re: The first mistake in the bible!
Why? To celebrate the pagan festival that is Chrismas? Or because the whole religion thing is so weak it needs a regular reminder to all the sheep. Afterall the weak willed by the very definition must need constant re-brainwashing....Next someone will be suggestion they all herd together once a week say a sunday to wallow in a bit more brain washing....Happy Christmas all...
or irony or just a joke 