Jockstar

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
>notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
>hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
>The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a
>dog and a cat.
>
>The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look.
>
>"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
>
>'Thanks,' says the little girl.
>
>The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the
>cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
>
>'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how
>to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the
>cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
>
>The little girl pauses for a moment,
>
>looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat,
>
>then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says,
>
>'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would
>I?'

LAM

Not one for cat lovers