FFS - Is it men's crisis day or what??
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Originally Posted by willmore
But you know how bad they are at asking for directions! ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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and reading maps!
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Originally Posted by WendyC
It was once said to me that men are only any good for f*&^ing, and then they aren't that good at that. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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hold on hold on right now.
im changing my avatar back, i thought i was on the right side, but noo a find that awe us men are B(*&^%Ds...eh eh aye right i just nip oot and u all start to stab us all in the back
(soapy slams the door on the way out shouting......im not in a huff, im just not happy)
im changing my avatar back, i thought i was on the right side, but noo a find that awe us men are B(*&^%Ds...eh eh aye right i just nip oot and u all start to stab us all in the back
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(soapy slams the door on the way out shouting......im not in a huff, im just not happy)
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I did this once to my missus, asking her how long she was going to be on the computer etc.... Then she said that I should piss off and find something to amuse myself and leave her alone.
So I bought a fishing rod and some tackle, bloody hell all I get now is how much did you spend on the fishing rod!!!...
And your never home to spend quality time with me....
I can't win....
Anyway going fishing now if Mrs ZX comes in tell her I'm ironing....
ZX....
So I bought a fishing rod and some tackle, bloody hell all I get now is how much did you spend on the fishing rod!!!...
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I can't win....
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Anyway going fishing now if Mrs ZX comes in tell her I'm ironing....
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ZX....
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I always tell mine that im Researching Australia. For the love of god do you think i enjoy spending time on the comp trying to find out EVERYTHING before we move. I do love it though
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Originally Posted by WendyC
My hubby has just informed me that he is going to time me on the internet. WTF
Does he think I'm one of the kids FFS.
He can get stuffed anyway![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Does he think I'm one of the kids FFS.
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He can get stuffed anyway
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Originally Posted by WendyC
My hubby has just informed me that he is going to time me on the internet. WTF
Does he think I'm one of the kids FFS.
He can get stuffed anyway![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Does he think I'm one of the kids FFS.
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He can get stuffed anyway
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Is he putting you into the Commonwealth Games ?
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
I did this once to my missus, asking her how long she was going to be on the computer etc.... Then she said that I should piss off and find something to amuse myself and leave her alone.
So I bought a fishing rod and some tackle, bloody hell all I get now is how much did you spend on the fishing rod!!!...
And your never home to spend quality time with me....
I can't win....
Anyway going fishing now if Mrs ZX comes in tell her I'm ironing....
ZX....![Cool](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif)
So I bought a fishing rod and some tackle, bloody hell all I get now is how much did you spend on the fishing rod!!!...
![Mad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif)
![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
I can't win....
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Anyway going fishing now if Mrs ZX comes in tell her I'm ironing....
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ZX....
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When I get to Oz I'm gonna send him fishing with you
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Originally Posted by WendyC
When I get to Oz I'm gonna send him fishing with you ![Cool](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif)
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Sounds good tell hime that there is plenty of beer and if we get bored fishing we can go water skiing....
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ZX.....
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This is getting worrying.
The men are determined to intrude in cyberland.
Wendy, get yourself some tartan and make an avatar, he wont recognise you once you become a member of the tartan army.
The men are determined to intrude in cyberland.
Wendy, get yourself some tartan and make an avatar, he wont recognise you once you become a member of the tartan army.
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
once you become a member of the tartan army.
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http://www.tartanspecials.com/well-be-coming.html
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All of this just proves the old Adage....
Doesn't matter how good looking she is (your partner is) someone is probably fed up with all their shiit...
Doesn't matter how good looking she is (your partner is) someone is probably fed up with all their shiit...
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