walla

The long term memory is great, the short term is flailing, there's a name for that as you know...

Issie

Fook :scared: what do you do at these parties ?

Issie

That will be old age Dave

And i am not there yet !!! However the drink does play a huge part in my memory loss at present

Issie

Thanks honey.....

walla

I don't know, I'm always pissed

Issie

Mmmmmm i have heard

so you wont remember the Full Monty show you put on at the end of each party ....Deb said it's a scream

walla

She screams when I lasso her

Issie

Easy cowboy bet you can't lasso two at the same time

Right off to work.

Take it easy ...and thanks for cheering me up, i forgot about my worries for a minute then

walla

Catch ya Donna and try not to worry

phoenixinoz

You'll be OK


Talking of roller coaster rides.....

...a few years ago my 2 boys lined up for a ride at Alton Towers for nearly an hour. When they got to the front, the youngest chickened out

I hadn't taken a blind bit of notice of the ride or what it was cos I'd presumed I wasn't going on. I couldn't let the lad go on his own though could I

Anyways, I get on this thing...and it starts doing the up and down stuff...and suddenly it goes really fast...and then turns upside down:scared:

My boobs fell out of me bra .... makeup, purse and Tampax fall out of my handbag, 200 feet below

I had to tuck me boobs back in and collect my "personals" on the way down

NEVER, EVER, EVER will I ever go on a sodding roller coaster ride ever again.



[I can laugh now, but its taken 15 years ]

walla

Remind me never to get on a roller coaster with a woman who's on her periods

phoenixinoz

It's the knockers you need to worry about.

Twas a sudden eclipse

walla

Or a total eclipse

phoenixinoz

Sudden and total.

Never to be seen by man again

walla

Are you Bonny Tyler or someik?

Gotta dash, catch ya soon...