False Advertising
 

Classic example of false advertising! I have tried this many a time and received a slap in the face.

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No, I'd ask him what the **** he thought he was doing and tell him to get the **** out of my face :sneaky:

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I'd knee him in the nuts.

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I wouldn't be that close in the first place!
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
Biggest turn-off ever (after orange workwear of course!:lol:)

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Bizarre what used to sell stuff eh?

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that is vile...:ohmy: who the hell would find that sexy?

Em x

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You would get a slap in the face if you tried that on me too!
Although I doubt you would get that close unless wearing a orange fluro :lol:

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I should add that I have never smoked in my life

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Except the "beef" of course

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What? never even tried one? wow!

Em x

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I'd love it.

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Same here.

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but I have tried what the poster is advocating many many times

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ah, the seduction BS!..... (have no idea why anyone would consider a face full of smoke a possible means to a leg over)... :lol:

Em x

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That's men for you. Why do they think you'll be impressed when they do the longest loudest fart? I will never understand the male psyche:lol:.

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What's to understand?

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It is better than the original tag line that was vetoed ...

"Blow On Her Face And She'll Follow You Anywhere, Come On Her Face And You'll Stick Together For Life".

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Because it's a fine line between floating an air biscuit and following through....

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Well you must be so proud of yourself being able to manage that, do you have a certificate in compentency.:rofl:

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I'm assuming the biscuit in question is a 'digestive'.

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But it's a line that the majority of women manage without effort and we don't stand in front of our husbands, say 'listen to this, it's cool...' lift a leg, let one go and think we've done something clever. It's very bizarre behaviour.:unsure:

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It's the linchpin of any successful marriage so shame on you....

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That's because females are the more intelligent sex after all the only reason men were given bigger brains than dogs was so they dont hump womens legs at party's :lol:

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Explains a lot!

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I never practice what I preach....

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Bizarrly, I love that little old motto :thumbup:

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I always like to give a warning with a loud "Thar she blows!!!" just before the event and slightly after the event I normally follow up with a "Shiver me timbers..."...

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You have seriously disappointed me. I have always held you in such high esteem and now? You're just like all the others. I'm devastated.

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This isn't the first time I've had those words said to me and I'm sure won't be last (if I have anything to do with it)....

Was it my intentional mis-spelling of "There" that let me down?

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I actually don't know where to start :( I think professional counselling is required. I might have to move back to the UK, this wouldn't have happened if I'd stayed in the UK.

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Personally, I find unprofessional counselling much more fun....

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I think I should perhaps have a little sherbet. It may make me forget my distress.