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FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
I dont know where to begin!!
My heels are as dry as hell.... wearing bloody thongs all the time!!! My face too.... too much sun here... wheres the bloody drizzle!! My skins turning a bloody gold colour.... that bloody sun is a killer eh!! The midgey and mozzie bites are doing my bloody head in...bloody humidity When i go to the beach every weekend I get bloody sand in my hair.. its not good for the bloody colour you know!! And the locals keep talking & being friendly towards me... Bloody nice people keep me chatting for ages!! This is a tough life... think bloody hard before joining in..... :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: |
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hmmm think I might stay then.
Mind you not sure the stillettos in Essex are much better for my feet. |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Or the white handbags.....
Health & safety and all that!!!:D:D |
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Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6222716)
Or the white handbags.....
Health & safety and all that!!!:D:D For dancing around I mean!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
That and the bleach in my hair....its hard work being an Essex Bimbo ya know.
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Oi
I'm an essex girl too you know? |
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Then you know what Im saying;)
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6222675)
I dont know where to begin!!
My heels are as dry as hell.... wearing bloody thongs all the time!!! My face too.... too much sun here... wheres the bloody drizzle!! My skins turning a bloody gold colour.... that bloody sun is a killer eh!! The midgey and mozzie bites are doing my bloody head in...bloody humidity When i go to the beach every weekend I get bloody sand in my hair.. its not good for the bloody colour you know!! And the locals keep talking & being friendly towards me... Bloody nice people keep me chatting for ages!! This is a tough life... think bloody hard before joining in..... :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Nice to see a bit of humour on the site.....everything seems to have gone a bit doom and gloom! Personally cannot wait myself...roll on June...whoopeeeeeeee!:thumbsup: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6222675)
I dont know where to begin!!
My heels are as dry as hell.... wearing bloody thongs all the time!!! My face too.... too much sun here... wheres the bloody drizzle!! My skins turning a bloody gold colour.... that bloody sun is a killer eh!! The midgey and mozzie bites are doing my bloody head in...bloody humidity When i go to the beach every weekend I get bloody sand in my hair.. its not good for the bloody colour you know!! And the locals keep talking & being friendly towards me... Bloody nice people keep me chatting for ages!! This is a tough life... think bloody hard before joining in..... :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: God only knows why we come here aye? :lol: |
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don't bother coming..... that's my advice...;)
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6222950)
don't bother coming..... that's my advice...;)
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6222950)
don't bother coming..... that's my advice...;)
Originally Posted by winedonju
(Post 6222971)
nice try:sneaky:But too late....I'm hooked.:thumbsup:
Put you off? Surely! ... :rofl: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6222994)
Not arf!
Petrol is up to 70p a litre now! ... :ohmy: Put you off? Surely! ... :rofl: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
lettuce $2.99 EACH:rofl:
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6223020)
lettuce $2.99 EACH:rofl:
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Hows about it rains here too? does that work?
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Now for me getting used to thongs was a mission in itself. I have never known pain like it - it felt as though I had a bloody twig between my toes and it was with enormous envy that I looked at the young and old alike walking in total comfort with ease in their thongs.
I felt quite jealous of Gobbyjock when I stayed with her, she would slip on her thongs as though she was born to wear them and move off at pace while I would be limping like a fat walrus. Surely this could not be normal? Perhaps there was special training to wear such things? Well I managed to buy some 'stephen hawkings' shoes (as someone referred to them when they saw me wearing them in London), just sandals really and no, they do not look elegant in any way but they are bloody comfy. Mind you, I don't and never have looked elegant so who cares? - Thongs, Shmongs - you can keep them. After getting burnt when Gobbyjocks dog licked off the suncream on my legs and I forgot to put it on my back, I have now learned that suncream after a shower is the new religion, as are total UV protection sunglasses and a hat. Although I now have an assortment of hats that I purchase each time I go out when I realised I have left mine at home. Drinking water - well in London I never drank enough, hated the taste and had to force myself. In Australia, it has become compulsory - even though I gag when I drink it. I managed nearly two large jugs of the stuff today and will admit to feeling more alert and awake, even though I had a bladder the size of a water melon and the toilet became my best friend. My eyebrows have disappeared and gone white, my highlighted hair has just gone bleached and it took ages to wash the sand out of my ladygarden after I went swimming in the sea on Sunday. It is a hard hard life, being forced to swim in the sea and look/feel so healthy, I don't know how I can stand it. :lol: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6223040)
Hows about it rains here too? does that work?
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 6223050)
Drinking water - well in London I never drank enough, hated the taste and had to force myself. In Australia, it has become compulsory - even though I gag when I drink it.
That SURELY has gotta put ppl off!! ... :rofl: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6223063)
Dunno how true, but I was told the Aussie drinking water (from the tap) is one of the cleanest / best for you in the world!
That SURELY has gotta put ppl off!! ... :rofl: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6223040)
Hows about it rains here too? does that work?
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6223054)
£1.50 for a loaf of bread? ... :unsure:
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 6223050)
Now for me getting used to thongs was a mission in itself. I have never known pain like it - it felt as though I had a bloody twig between my toes and it was with enormous envy that I looked at the young and old alike walking in total comfort with ease in their thongs.
I felt quite jealous of Gobbyjock when I stayed with her, she would slip on her thongs as though she was born to wear them and move off at pace while I would be limping like a fat walrus. Surely this could not be normal? Perhaps there was special training to wear such things? Well I managed to buy some 'stephen hawkings' shoes (as someone referred to them when they saw me wearing them in London), just sandals really and no, they do not look elegant in any way but they are bloody comfy. Mind you, I don't and never have looked elegant so who cares? - Thongs, Shmongs - you can keep them. After getting burnt when Gobbyjocks dog licked off the suncream on my legs and I forgot to put it on my back, I have now learned that suncream after a shower is the new religion, as are total UV protection sunglasses and a hat. Although I now have an assortment of hats that I purchase each time I go out when I realised I have left mine at home. Drinking water - well in London I never drank enough, hated the taste and had to force myself. In Australia, it has become compulsory - even though I gag when I drink it. I managed nearly two large jugs of the stuff today and will admit to feeling more alert and awake, even though I had a bladder the size of a water melon and the toilet became my best friend. My eyebrows have disappeared and gone white, my highlighted hair has just gone bleached and it took ages to wash the sand out of my ladygarden after I went swimming in the sea on Sunday. It is a hard hard life, being forced to swim in the sea and look/feel so healthy, I don't know how I can stand it. :lol: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 6223070)
I much prefer the cloudy water of London.:lol: I just love it when my kettle got furred up.
Originally Posted by winedonju
(Post 6223079)
no:p
Ok, I'm sure you'll get a refund on your flights! ... :) Outta here! ... WBG |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by eddie007
(Post 6223040)
Hows about it rains here too? does that work?
I was all snugged up in my big bed, listening to the sound of the rain and it was awful. It was even worse on the bus home from Perth to Freo today, there were clouds in the sky and the sea still had the cheek to look beautiful. I shall need therapy to get over this. |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 6223050)
Now for me getting used to thongs was a mission in itself. I have never known pain like it - it felt as though I had a bloody twig between my toes and it was with enormous envy that I looked at the young and old alike walking in total comfort with ease in their thongs.
I felt quite jealous of Gobbyjock when I stayed with her, she would slip on her thongs as though she was born to wear them and move off at pace while I would be limping like a fat walrus. Surely this could not be normal? Perhaps there was special training to wear such things? Well I managed to buy some 'stephen hawkings' shoes (as someone referred to them when they saw me wearing them in London), just sandals really and no, they do not look elegant in any way but they are bloody comfy. Mind you, I don't and never have looked elegant so who cares? - Thongs, Shmongs - you can keep them. After getting burnt when Gobbyjocks dog licked off the suncream on my legs and I forgot to put it on my back, I have now learned that suncream after a shower is the new religion, as are total UV protection sunglasses and a hat. Although I now have an assortment of hats that I purchase each time I go out when I realised I have left mine at home. Drinking water - well in London I never drank enough, hated the taste and had to force myself. In Australia, it has become compulsory - even though I gag when I drink it. I managed nearly two large jugs of the stuff today and will admit to feeling more alert and awake, even though I had a bladder the size of a water melon and the toilet became my best friend. My eyebrows have disappeared and gone white, my highlighted hair has just gone bleached and it took ages to wash the sand out of my ladygarden after I went swimming in the sea on Sunday. It is a hard hard life, being forced to swim in the sea and look/feel so healthy, I don't know how I can stand it. :lol: |
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Its hard work having no time to just hang around the house on the weekends because you have to be at the beach, or in a barbi, or up the mountains...:p
When do I fit in the inside of the cupboards being cleaned and stuff....:lol: |
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Tha was a bloody beautiful thunderstorm .... best thunder I've ever heard... amazing!!!!
as for the lettuce.... I forgot to convert it back to pounds.... must be adapting... Nope, don't bother coming to Asu and ESPECIALLY don't bother coming to Perth... aint worth the airfare...:thumbup: |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6223063)
Dunno how true, but I was told the Aussie drinking water (from the tap) is one of the cleanest / best for you in the world!
That SURELY has gotta put ppl off!! ... :rofl: Exactly!! What the hell do I do with the money left over now im not buying overpriced bottles.... |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6225729)
Exactly!! What the hell do I do with the money left over now im not buying overpriced bottles....
I know the food is lovely, fresh and cheap, but theres only SO MUCH looking at the ocean you can do..... :lol: |
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Yep, don't bother coming the beaches of Essex - Canvey Island, Clacton and Southend are much more appealing! Who wants to lunch at Broadbeach all the time anyway???
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Also, its a real nightmare cleaning the barbie out all the time!
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Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6225947)
I suppose I could spend it at those bloody awful Surf Clubs dotted all around these bloody beaches we live 15 minutes from.....
I know the food is lovely, fresh and cheap, but theres only SO MUCH looking at the ocean you can do..... :lol: Cheap food and gorgeous views! ... as I say it just gets me soooooo annoyed! ... :curse: Wish I was back in the smog! ... http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/pinokkio.gif |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6223063)
Dunno how true, but I was told the Aussie drinking water (from the tap) is one of the cleanest / best for you in the world!
That SURELY has gotta put ppl off!! ... :rofl: What do I do with all the time I've got left when I'm not hanging upsidedown in the dishwasher trying to funnel all the salt out of that stupid bag into the tiny hole? :) |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by thebaggos
(Post 6226323)
Also, its a real nightmare cleaning the barbie out all the time!
Too true!!:thumbsup::thumbsup: |
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Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6226380)
Yeah them surf clubs DO drive me mad! ... :curse:
Cheap food and gorgeous views! ... as I say it just gets me soooooo annoyed! ... :curse: Wish I was back in the smog! ... http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/pinokkio.gif Paying £100 for Sunday lunch in a pub with the rain on the windows and the heating on... Soggy veg, overcooked meat, crappy service off some numbskull and HAVING TO purchase your overpriced bottle of house vinegar as theres no BYO..... Oh I miss that!:D |
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Originally Posted by Jackier
(Post 6226426)
Spending hours hunting for dishwasher salt in all the shops, only to be told the water's so pure I don't need it - they don't even make a hole for it in the machines.
Originally Posted by Jackier
(Post 6226426)
What do I do with all the time I've got left when I'm not hanging upsidedown in the dishwasher trying to funnel all the salt out of that stupid bag into the tiny hole?:)
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Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6226447)
Paying £100 for Sunday lunch in a pub with the rain on the windows and the heating on... Soggy veg, overcooked meat, crappy service off some numbskull and HAVING TO purchase your overpriced bottle of house vinegar as theres no BYO.....
Oh I miss that!:D |
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And the complete boredom of hanging your washing
outside... and its dry in about 45 mins.... I loved my dryer back in Wales, it was on 18 hours a day... which probably didnt cost me a lot more when the electricity went up by 22% AT ONE TIME!! |
Re: FAIR PLAY.. OZ IS IS BLOODY HARD WORK!!!
Originally Posted by justsarah
(Post 6222675)
My face too.... too much sun here... wheres the bloody drizzle!!
My skins turning a bloody gold colour.... that bloody sun is a killer eh!! |
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