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Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by joho
(Post 9813295)
On a serious note, the price of funerals is ridiculous. So I have told hubby to donate my body to science and no funeral needed. I am damn serious too. Either that or a bloody rag and a bonfire. Its damn criminal. My brain however is going to be donated to MS for studying. Jo
My sister has already summed me up at dad's funeral as a "wonderful wife and mother" -nothing about my abilities, whereas my brother was intelligent, hardworking and a successful businessman, and my daughter was beautiful,caring and talented. So I have no good qualities myself and am only defined by my nurturing role. Don't need to put that on any grave. |
Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9813869)
Oh, that's where my brain is going. Hopefully not for a while yet though.
My sister has already summed me up at dad's funeral as a "wonderful wife and mother" -nothing about my abilities, whereas my brother was intelligent, hardworking and a successful businessman, and my daughter was beautiful,caring and talented. So I have no good qualities myself and am only defined by my nurturing role. Don't need to put that on any grave. |
Re: epitaph?
Yeah, I know she meant well, but still, have I no talents at all other than to raise a child and love a husband? Could have been worse- at least she used the word "wonderful".
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Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9814249)
Yeah, I know she meant well, but still, have I no talents at all other than to raise a child and love a husband? Could have been worse- at least she used the word "wonderful".
You are doing ok Caroline. Your children will cry at your funeral. Debt collectors will cry at mine.... |
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Mine will probably be a bill from Dignitas. Although perhaps they request you settle up first. I'm not sentimental enough to want to slope off slowly.
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Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
(Post 9814339)
Mine will probably be a bill from Dignitas. Although perhaps they request you settle up first. I'm not sentimental enough to want to slope off slowly.
I think I will be reaching for the Mess Webley when it looks like the end. ( probably when I need chemical stimulants to achieve what a short skirt does now :thumbsup: ) |
Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
(Post 9814349)
Got to agree Turbine, Jeeezussssss we should be married. :unsure:
I think I will be reaching for the Mess Webley when it looks like the end. ( probably when I need chemical stimulants to achieve what a short skirt does now :thumbsup: ) |
Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
(Post 9814393)
Bleurgh :sick:
( you being a pain in the ass if we were married) |
Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9814249)
Yeah, I know she meant well, but still, have I no talents at all other than to raise a child and love a husband? Could have been worse- at least she used the word "wonderful".
Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
(Post 9814304)
You are doing ok Caroline. Your children will cry at your funeral. Debt collectors will cry at mine.... |
Re: epitaph?
I'm Sure pauline would carve
Here lies soapy Thank F@@k for that! |
Re: epitaph?
For any gamers, get one of these:
200G - Achievement Unlocked Life Completed on Normal Dificulty. |
Re: epitaph?
"No one here gets out alive".
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Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 9816958)
"No one here gets out alive".
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Re: epitaph?
Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
(Post 9816994)
Is that on a gravestone or on your bedroom door SC?
:) |
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