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Having your daughter (3)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
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Originally Posted by thebears
Having your daughter (3)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
yip, its just you
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There is a particular shop in our town i cant take my younger daughter into anymore
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Originally Posted by Margaret3
yip, its just you
There is a particular shop in our town i cant take my younger daughter into anymore
and that's all am saying ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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There is a particular shop in our town i cant take my younger daughter into anymore
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o you`ve not been embarrassing your youngest have you Margaret
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poor kid
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Originally Posted by thebears
Having your daughter (3)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
I'm looking forward more and more to Friday night!!
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Margaret, just one????
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Originally Posted by thebears
Having your daughter (3)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Could have been worse, it could have been you instead of your daughter
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Originally Posted by steve`o
o you`ve not been embarrassing your youngest have you Margaret ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
poor kid![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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poor kid
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PMSL, that's not true, but there's a few pubs i cant go into anymore
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
I'm looking forward more and more to Friday night!!
Margaret, just one????
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ehhhhhhh yes honest
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Originally Posted by thebears
Having your daughter (3)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
Wet herself and the carpet in an expensive showhome just before a load of people come through.
She tries to help by dragging something from the bed...the bloody dooner.
Get her to the toilet for a number two then realise the waters not on to flush away.
On leaving she falls in the water feature
Is it just me and my family??????
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
ROFL!
Nope, my 4 yr old left a massive puddle in an Estate agent on the floor, and I mean MASSIVE. No-one noticed, and we were so embarrassed that we left surruptitiously.
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Then whilst looking at this fab house the other week, (tiny yard, no good) Seb wanted the toilet, pooped in it, and no water flowing to flush it... Whilst agent wasn't looking, hub found the inlet tap down in the kitchen and switched it on so we could flush it.
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[QUOTE=iPom]ROFL!
Nope, my 4 yr old left a massive puddle in an Estate agent on the floor, and I mean MASSIVE. No-one noticed, and we were so embarrassed that we left surruptitiously.
We tried to tell someone but they were busy with someone else.
pmsl, i'd have just legged it too
Nope, my 4 yr old left a massive puddle in an Estate agent on the floor, and I mean MASSIVE. No-one noticed, and we were so embarrassed that we left surruptitiously.
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pmsl, i'd have just legged it too
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Originally Posted by Margaret3
pmsl, i'd have just legged it too ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Margaret3
yip, its just you
There is a particular shop in our town i cant take my younger daughter into anymore
and that's all am saying ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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There is a particular shop in our town i cant take my younger daughter into anymore
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Come on, tell us more
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Originally Posted by brissydeb
Come on, tell us more
nope, my lips are sealed,
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Originally Posted by Margaret3
nope, my lips are sealed,
well until i drink another couple of glasses of wine ![Beer](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/beer.gif)
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I had convinced my brother to drop my mate n me off after we'd had a night of heavy drinking/partying...all was fine till she lent over to him to say/kiss him goodnight and promptly threw up all over him and the footwell of his new car!
Was awful at the time but i laugh about it now as hes a d**k.
...having 4 kids theyve taken it in turn to show me up...but ive started getting my own back, grabbing 14 yr olds daughters hand to cross the road and skipping with her!
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Was awful at the time but i laugh about it now as hes a d**k.
...having 4 kids theyve taken it in turn to show me up...but ive started getting my own back, grabbing 14 yr olds daughters hand to cross the road and skipping with her!
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That reminds me of going for a gym induction after celebrating Australia Day and not having any sleep.... Not only did I smell like a brewery, I then threw up all over the abductor machine... but luckily, it was just liquid. No chunks. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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