OBI WAN

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
> any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid there might be something wrong
> with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
> Chinese
> sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
> crose."
> The woman did as she was told.
> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
> Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You
> haf
> Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not hafsex or
> dates."
> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> disease?"
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass."