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MPs hunt Donkey Dong
Militarty police in Australia are hunting for a well endowed serial flasher nicknamed Donkey Dong.

The flasher, who wears army uniform, has been 'terrorising' underwear salespeople in Darwin, reports Northern Territory News.

Several clothing and sporting retail outlets in the city's Mitchell Centre says have been targeted over the past six months.

One shop assistant said: "He has been in here four times and apparently he always tries on the same pair of red undies. I didn't really know what to say when he asked me if I thought they fitted him.

"It looks real and it's so big, it winds all the way down his leg and I wasn't sure what to do so I just went and got him a bigger pair.

"We call him Donkey Dong in here. He never buys anything and walks out saying that everything in the shop is too small for him."

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