crap but made me chuckle
Feb 21st 2006, 9:05 am
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crap but made me chuckle
Plink Plink
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down,
the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,
plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
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"You're simply going through the change
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down,
the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,
plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late..delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change
Feb 21st 2006, 9:07 am
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Location: New South Wales!!!!!!!
Posts: 3,656
Re: crap but made me chuckle
made me chuckle anyway!!!! 
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Feb 21st 2006, 9:09 am
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Re: crap but made me chuckle
Originally Posted by alan and sam
Plink Plink
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down,
the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,
plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
(I'm warning you.....)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~
(Still not too late..delete now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
"You're simply going through the change
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down,
the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,
plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
(I'm warning you.....)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~
(Still not too late..delete now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~
"You're simply going through the change
hey it is late afterall LOL
