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Colour Blindness
Just been told that I'm colour blind, really knocked me for 6, came right out of the green
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Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by stevenglish1
(Post 12127073)
Just been told that I'm colour blind, really knocked me for 6, came right out of the green
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Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by knockoff nige
(Post 12127084)
Could be worse. You could have dislecks dyselec disleg a spelling problem
My girlfriend just came down the stairs dressed as Lara Croft & said to me "Alright Brad?" The stupid cow thinks its the season to be Jolie |
Re: Colour Blindness
My son took his first steps this morning..
The window cleaner was furious. |
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Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg. |
Re: Colour Blindness
hahahaaaa! to all of them :thumbsup:
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me. It's ok though, my injuries were super fish oil. |
Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12127652)
hahahaaaa! to all of them :thumbsup:
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me. It's ok though, my injuries were super fish oil. My wife came down the stairs this morning dressed as Lara Croft, and said 'Morning Brad' Silly moo thinks tis the season to be Jolie |
Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by stevenglish1
(Post 12127703)
Proper groaning material, love it :)
My wife came down the stairs this morning dressed as Lara Croft, and said 'Morning Brad' Silly moo thinks tis the season to be Jolie |
Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12127719)
:rofl: It was worth a second telling :rofl: (ya clown)
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I just read "100 things to do before you die"
I was quite surprised to see that "shout for help" wasn't in there! |
Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by stevenglish1
(Post 12127724)
haha so it is, me ant the wife were just discussing memory loss lol
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Re: Colour Blindness
Great to see everyone's enjoying their Christmas tipple!:lol:
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Great news for insomniacs....only 2 more sleeps til Xmas!
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Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by knockoff nige
(Post 12127084)
Could be worse. You could have dislecks dyselec disleg a spelling problem
Could be worse if your white |
Re: Colour Blindness
I always preferred Bryan May to Bryan Cant, he always struck me as a more positive person.
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I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.
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It was sad when Michael Jackson passed away, wasn't it? So many lies and untruths about the man. He was really a nice and honest guy. He didn't even have sugar in his coffee. Do you know why? Because he was sweet enough. He didn't even have milk in his coffee.
Ok, I'm prepared to borrow a few jokes. |
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The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
it takes me six hours to open my Christmas presents. |
Re: Colour Blindness
I am a land surveror. I produce very detailed drawings. I had a friend who got sacked for being 2 mil out once. He worked in a bank though.
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groan groan groooooaan
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. |
Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12129372)
groan groan groooooaan
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. |
Re: Colour Blindness
I just googled 'lost medieval servant boy' , it came up 'this page cannot be found'
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Re: Colour Blindness
Originally Posted by stevenglish1
(Post 12131496)
I just googled 'lost medieval servant boy' , it came up 'this page cannot be found'
One of the big cats from Chester zoo escaped today. If I saw that I'd puma pants. |
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