Citizenship Question's
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Citizenship Question's
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Do you know the answers to these:
LANGUAGE
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain
the origin of the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz;
chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy
the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few
snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the
pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies.
Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS
1.Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their
Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening
to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will
each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye
and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's
rockin' don't bother .
b) You're going home in the back of a .
c) Fair suck of the .
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a
wedgie?
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their
front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he
have a wife called Cheryl?
FOOD
1.Does your family regularly eat a dish involving
mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken
noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see
ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat
other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your
own?
5. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b"
is required by law to be included in a hamburger with
the lot?
CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair
of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Who would you like to crack on to?
3. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John
"True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
4. Is there someone you are only mates with because they
own a trailer or have a pool?
Do you know the answers to these:
LANGUAGE
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain
the origin of the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz;
chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy
the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few
snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the
pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies.
Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS
1.Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their
Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening
to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will
each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye
and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's
rockin' don't bother .
b) You're going home in the back of a .
c) Fair suck of the .
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a
wedgie?
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their
front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he
have a wife called Cheryl?
FOOD
1.Does your family regularly eat a dish involving
mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken
noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see
ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat
other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your
own?
5. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b"
is required by law to be included in a hamburger with
the lot?
CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair
of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Who would you like to crack on to?
3. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John
"True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
4. Is there someone you are only mates with because they
own a trailer or have a pool?