Chlamydia exchange
#46
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Is it a soft cheese wendy
or something ripe like brie :scared:
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#47
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Originally Posted by Toontje
Or knob cheese..... ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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OMG did I just type that?
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#48
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Got any to spare then?
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OMG did I just type that?
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Yes.
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#49
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Mmmm, I'm eating a lovely cream eclair ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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#50
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Originally Posted by WendyC
Do you want some of my cake??
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Normally yes, but I am too full of the cream in the eclair.
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#51
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Normally yes, but I am too full of the cream in the eclair.
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#52
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Originally Posted by WendyC
You could try some of possums cake
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#53
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
....or would you prefer some Karma? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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#54
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Originally Posted by WendyC
You could try some of possums cake
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#55
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
ah....i see.....*slaps forehead in realisation*!!!!
I though she was being unkind to me
sorry sme.....![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
I though she was being unkind to me
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sorry sme.....
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No wasn't being mean, was referring to your avator - creamy head on your pint glass
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Get fed up with putting smileys in all over the place assumed it would be taken in the same light as the whole thread, sorry if I pulled the wrong strings (I could get v. crude with that comment)
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Originally Posted by Toontje
Or knob cheese..... ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I can tell you a fairly humourous story about knob cheese
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when i was a student nurse, some of the irish girls in our set were very into trying out the local delicatessent (we were at mount vernon hospital in northwood - v.posh area - elton johns estate was nearby).
So one of the guys, Richard, when she asked if anyone wanted owt fetching, said ''yeah, ask if they stock helmet cheese....if they do, i'll have 1/2lb"
so of she trotted, returning a couple of hours later looking very puzzled.
she'd ask the bloke behind the counter for this helmet cheese, and he just peed himself laughing....
she never understood why we also peed ourselves laughing.....Rich never did explain it to her!
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