Chlamydia exchange
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
I cant quite think of it, I just have an image of a woman trying to carry a pintful in her bits
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Blimey, you would need an extra strong pelvic floor for that wouldn't you.
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Imagine the tidal wave if you sneezed ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
I cant quite think of it, I just have an image of a woman trying to carry a pintful in her bits
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well......i kinda wondered that meself.....but i wasnt sure if sme was being a bit nasty....seeing as there was no smiley or owt after they posted....
sorry, had some bad news today and im a bit sensitive.....
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
well......i kinda wondered that meself.....but i wasnt sure if sme was being a bit nasty....seeing as there was no smiley or owt after they posted....
sorry, had some bad news today and im a bit sensitive.....
sorry, had some bad news today and im a bit sensitive.....
No hon, I think she was referrring to your avatar that is waving the pint pot!!!
Although it looks like beer it could be anything
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I thought all of you were a sick lot with the thread all about poo, but this just confirms it. :scared:
As for the chlamydia, I prefer something with a few symptoms...more of a gonorrhea gal myself
As for the chlamydia, I prefer something with a few symptoms...more of a gonorrhea gal myself
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
No hon, I think she was referrring to your avatar that is waving the pint pot!!!
Although it looks like beer it could be anything![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Although it looks like beer it could be anything
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ah....i see.....*slaps forehead in realisation*!!!!
I though she was being unkind to me
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sorry sme.....
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This has got to be the most vulgar threads I've read.
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.
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Originally Posted by Lewis Lapthorn
This has got to be the most vulgar threads I've read.
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.
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Originally Posted by Lewis Lapthorn
This has got to be the most vulgar threads I've read.
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
It doesn't help having a packet of scampi fries on the go either.
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Originally Posted by WendyC
You think that's bad. I'm eating cheese
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Is it a soft cheese wendy
or something ripe like brie :scared:
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It's Maroilles
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Originally Posted by WendyC
It's Maroilles ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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Mmmm, I'm eating a lovely cream eclair
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