BRICKY ADE

meelie

Sorry but couldn't resist. Its C H E M I S T R Y actually.

Margaret2

don't know if i should rise to this

furkew

I thought this was better off the site :

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the
mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that
Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture

furkew

and im sure a few ladies will agree with this :

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband



Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive



And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!