Cheesy chat up lines.
Dec 2nd 2007, 8:53 am
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saoirse
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Cheesy chat up lines.
What's the cheesiest chat up line you've ever heard.Did somebody use it on you,or did you say it to someone? How about,
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!
Dec 2nd 2007, 9:00 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven 
Dec 2nd 2007, 9:26 am
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saoirse
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Dec 2nd 2007, 10:15 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
You an me babe ? how about it
Dec 2nd 2007, 10:44 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Get your coat love you've pulled.
Dec 2nd 2007, 10:48 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
you ever been to disneyland, well let me show you micky mouse,
I had this said to me just last week i about wet myself laughing
annkc
I had this said to me just last week i about wet myself laughing
annkc
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:02 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
A guy once said me " you ve got eyes like spanners, every time I looks into them my nuts get tight"
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:05 am
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saoirse
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:12 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
I once said to a guy, " you smell nice, what have you got on?" He replied "a hard but I didnt know you could smell it"
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:48 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
You remind me of the martini adverts 'any time any place anywhere' 
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:57 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Years ago a guy asked me "What's your sign?" I told him "Exit"
Also another time I had a guy ask "Does this look ok to you?" while holding his overcoat open exposing himself. I laughed uncontrollably.
Also another time I had a guy ask "Does this look ok to you?" while holding his overcoat open exposing himself. I laughed uncontrollably.
Dec 2nd 2007, 11:59 am
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
never had a chat up line said to me
Dec 2nd 2007, 12:00 pm
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Dec 2nd 2007, 12:03 pm
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
I forgot about my husband's cheesy chat up line. We had been out with a group of people for New Year's Eve, although not as a couple, but just members of the group. I was designated driver for the night and when the bar closed he asked if he could get a drive home. I said sure and asked where he lived. He said he didn't want a ride to his house he wanted a ride to mine. Again, I laughed uncontrollably.
Dec 2nd 2007, 12:06 pm
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Re: Cheesy chat up lines.
Would you lilke a dance?
"No"
Oh go on, lower your standards for once. I have to be asking you.
"No"
Oh go on, lower your standards for once. I have to be asking you.