Checkout!!!!
Oct 21st 2007, 9:20 pm
#1
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,834
Checkout!!!!
Woolworths/Safeway Checkout chicks
A thing to make shopping fun.
A man was in a long line at his local Safeway store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought
up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told her he needed some
condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
Have a great day!!!
A thing to make shopping fun.
A man was in a long line at his local Safeway store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought
up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told her he needed some
condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
Have a great day!!!
Oct 21st 2007, 9:23 pm
#2
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Joined: Mar 2004
Location: Ridgewood , Perth
Posts: 3,134
Re: Checkout!!!!
Woolworths/Safeway Checkout chicks
A thing to make shopping fun.
A man was in a long line at his local Safeway store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought
up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told her he needed some
condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
Have a great day!!!
A thing to make shopping fun.
A man was in a long line at his local Safeway store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought
up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told her he needed some
condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
Have a great day!!!
Brilliant !
Nicky
Oct 21st 2007, 9:46 pm
#3
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Re: Checkout!!!!
Oct 21st 2007, 10:13 pm
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Location: Wilston
Posts: 908
Re: Checkout!!!!
Now that is funny. 
Oct 21st 2007, 11:47 pm
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Joined: Nov 2006
Location: From Scotland to Brisbane
Posts: 1,604
Re: Checkout!!!!
Classic !!!
