Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411082)

I have been an avid Crows supporter for 20 years, but after today, I am tempted to swap to Soccer, and support my almost home team of Swansea, just relegated to Premier division.
All I need now is someone to explain the offside rule to me:p

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411082)

I have been an avid Crows supporter for 20 years, but after today, I am tempted to swap to Soccer, and support my almost home team of Swansea, just relegated to Premier division.
All I need now is someone to explain the offside rule to me:p

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9411084)

How long have you got?

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411096)

LMAO, I asked my ex once, an avid fan, and he got so confused, he just said 'Just watch':rofl:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411135)

HUH?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9411158)

See Richard Keys and Andy Gray were right

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411179)

Okay, back to Aussie Rules, at least the rules can be understood, :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9411158)

See Richard Keys and Andy Gray were right

Originally Posted by tartankoala (Post 9411195)

MEOW! :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411206)

Tough but true:thumbup:
Used to think soccer plays had their socks down to their ankles, but alas , thats where their knees started

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411275)

Wonder if I'm allowed to ban someone for being a Swansea supporter? Relegation for them can't come soon enough :sneaky:



:cry_smile: :cry_smile:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411287)

Only half Welsh, Polly? Full bred here, and remember when Cardiff City was in the F.A. Cup:)

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411292)

Forest supporter :(

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411300)

OK, I will find out who they are directly,:rofl:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411332)

Nottingham or Sherwood:eek:

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411336)

Have you heard of the play-offs?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/13330424.stm

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411345)

Sorry Polly, I am a new recruit from Aussie Rules. Have u heard of the Grand Final???

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411382)

Unfortunately yes, its a bit like this Origin thing, everyone at work talks about it for several weeks and goes sick the morning after. :D
I'll stick to proper football thanks :), even if Forest are stuck with another season as an also-ran :rofl:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411400)

And what goes on after an F.A Cup final? My sis was in London when Arsenal won.

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411400)

And what goes on after an F.A Cup final? My sis was in London when Arsenal won.

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9411158)

See Richard Keys and Andy Gray were right

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411292)

Forest supporter :(

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9411446)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by jammyjane (Post 9411180)

And the guys have longer legs.

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9411577)

No they don't, they just have shorter shorts.:D

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9411448)

On yer bike :p :p :p

Originally Posted by tartankoala (Post 9412552)

Forest used to be famous didn't they? :p

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 9411114)

Here's the Offside rule explained in a way Girls can understand :)

[COLOR=red]The offside rule explained for girls:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
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