Champions League Final Tonight!!
May 21st 2008, 10:23 pm
#46
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
The best team won in the that's all that matters.
May 21st 2008, 11:41 pm
#47
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
The Offside Rule Explained For Women
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The "offside rule" explained for women...
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!
John
Last edited by nickyjohnt; May 22nd 2008 at 12:04 am.
May 22nd 2008, 12:56 am
#48
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
This has been explained before and i think you should get it now
The Offside Rule Explained For Women
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "offside rule" explained for women...
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!
John
The Offside Rule Explained For Women
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "offside rule" explained for women...
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!
John
May 22nd 2008, 10:08 am
#49
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
the new John Terry vodka,made in England,bottled in Russia.
May 22nd 2008, 10:13 am
#50
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May 22nd 2008, 11:19 am
#51
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Posts: 207
Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
This has been explained before and i think you should get it now
The Offside Rule Explained For Women
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "offside rule" explained for women...
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!
John
The Offside Rule Explained For Women
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "offside rule" explained for women...
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!
John
I got the off-side rule and tried to explain to my mate with no joy
Showed her this and now no problems!! Your the best!!
May 22nd 2008, 4:00 pm
#52
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
Got sent these. Someone will understand ...
I think they might be related.
I think they might be related.
May 22nd 2008, 4:26 pm
#53
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
Nice one.
May 22nd 2008, 4:49 pm
#54
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
Quote from Ryan Giggs"The Champions League Cup is like a chocolate orange its not Terrys its mine"
May 22nd 2008, 10:53 pm
#56
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
Please leave us alone now! I know we're unpopular but I keep seeing the gags and laughing and I know I really shouldn't.
May 23rd 2008, 9:28 pm
#57
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Re: Champions League Final Tonight!!
Yeah!
