Bosom envy.
Jul 18th 2011, 10:23 pm
#46
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Jul 18th 2011, 10:24 pm
#47
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Jul 19th 2011, 4:59 am
#49
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Re: Bosom envy.
Anyone wants to know what anything greater than a G cup is like, have a word with ROMFT. He's well versed in them
Jul 19th 2011, 7:50 am
#52
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Jul 19th 2011, 10:20 am
#53
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Re: Bosom envy.
I'd never have cosmetic surgery: my OH thinks my boobs are sexy, and is not a fan of large ones. I'm at least lucky that when I get old and they turn into spaniel ears, that they will be so short that I can't tuck them into my waistband or throw them over my shoulder to use as a scarf!
Jul 19th 2011, 4:52 pm
#54
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Re: Bosom envy.
I propose a new game.
Everyone posts a photo of their boobs, and we have to guess who they are.
Its ok, if you don't show your face we wont know for certain who you are.
Name that boob!!!!
Everyone posts a photo of their boobs, and we have to guess who they are.
Its ok, if you don't show your face we wont know for certain who you are.
Name that boob!!!!
Jul 19th 2011, 5:00 pm
#55
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Re: Bosom envy.
I've been bra shopping with my 15 year old, who has the most annoyingly perky c-cups.
I was going to get a top for myself but she tried it on and it looked so much better on her that she got it and I got nothing.
Am I a bad mother for being rather envious???? (I can't fill a B cup and at 50 perky is not a word that will ever be applied to mine.)
Sounds like another one of those moments where I am glad I had boys
Mind you they bring home some perky girlfriends
Jul 19th 2011, 5:16 pm
#56
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Re: Bosom envy.
I remember years ago hearing a preacher say that god has it all figured out. He said: Just when women's bodies start heading south men's eyes start failing...
Jul 19th 2011, 6:21 pm
#58
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Re: Bosom envy.
I've got nothing to add but I couldn't let 60 posts about boobs go by without at least poking my nose in.
As it were.
As it were.
Jul 19th 2011, 8:55 pm
#59
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Re: Bosom envy.
Speaking of boobs. Couple years back I worked with a guy that must have been the dumbest person I've ever met that wasn't diagnosed with a disability (though i suspected he was the product of fetal alcohol syndrome). Once at morning tea there was about 8 of us sitting round the tearoom yapping about nothing in particular... and then out of the blue this guy asks all the ladies present if they liked it when they got their nipples sucked (I am not exaggerating). I swear the pic below was the same expression I had on my face (just pin straight hair and pasty complexion). I just started casually backing up to quietly excuse myself from the ensuing conversation. We had a very conservative religious boss and there was no way I was going to be even remotely connected to that conversation. And then he went on to whinge about how he put up the 5000 for his wife's boob job but she wouldn't let him play with her fun bags...
Last edited by furbacchione; Jul 19th 2011 at 9:12 pm.
Jul 19th 2011, 11:08 pm
#60
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Re: Bosom envy.
That's all you want to poke in there?
Speaking of boobs. Couple years back I worked with a guy that must have been the dumbest person I've ever met that wasn't diagnosed with a disability (though i suspected he was the product of fetal alcohol syndrome). Once at morning tea there was about 8 of us sitting round the tearoom yapping about nothing in particular... and then out of the blue this guy asks all the ladies present if they liked it when they got their nipples sucked (I am not exaggerating). I swear the pic below was the same expression I had on my face (just pin straight hair and pasty complexion). I just started casually backing up to quietly excuse myself from the ensuing conversation. We had a very conservative religious boss and there was no way I was going to be even remotely connected to that conversation. And then he went on to whinge about how he put up the 5000 for his wife's boob job but she wouldn't let him play with her fun bags...
Speaking of boobs. Couple years back I worked with a guy that must have been the dumbest person I've ever met that wasn't diagnosed with a disability (though i suspected he was the product of fetal alcohol syndrome). Once at morning tea there was about 8 of us sitting round the tearoom yapping about nothing in particular... and then out of the blue this guy asks all the ladies present if they liked it when they got their nipples sucked (I am not exaggerating). I swear the pic below was the same expression I had on my face (just pin straight hair and pasty complexion). I just started casually backing up to quietly excuse myself from the ensuing conversation. We had a very conservative religious boss and there was no way I was going to be even remotely connected to that conversation. And then he went on to whinge about how he put up the 5000 for his wife's boob job but she wouldn't let him play with her fun bags...
