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Jul 18th 2011, 12:54 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

Yes I agree, photographs would also be a great help

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Originally Posted by ukecadet

Please help me out Ladies. All these references to cups has me mystified.
I have no idea of the size/shape of the cup sizes that you refer to.
Could some kind soul make a cup size list using fruit of the round variety,
e.g.,A cup = lemon E cup = water melon .
Is there an A cup? I don't know!
Help me out.

Jul 18th 2011, 1:09 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by spartacus

For some reason I've got that 'From little things big things grow' tune running through my head.

Well I haven't done too badly I suppose!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rambi

Except when motorboating.

(Oops. Did I say that aloud?

)

Jul 18th 2011, 1:39 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by ukecadet

A = Bee stings
B = Couple of large chicken fillets
C = Couple of mangoes
D = Couple of bald coconuts
E = Couple of Rockmelons
F = Couple of Honeydew melons
G = A F#cking good time!!!!!

I have not experienced anything above G so cannot help beyond this point

Jul 18th 2011, 1:40 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by LouiseR

I was always told "Anymore than a handful's a waste!"

Is the same theory relevant to guys but with mouthfuls instead?

Jul 18th 2011, 1:44 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

Is the same theory relevant to guys but with mouthfuls instead?

I knew it wouldn't take you long to find this thread.

But I am very impressed at your self restraint; I was sure you'd make a comment about the busty teenage daughters

Jul 18th 2011, 1:45 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by LouiseR

I knew it wouldn't take you long to find this thread.

But I am very impressed at your self restraint; I was sure you'd make a comment about the busty teenage daughters

Well maybe once her 15 year old turns into an 18 year old I will.

...so long as they are still perky of course!

Jul 18th 2011, 1:46 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spartacus

For some reason I've got that 'From little things big things grow' tune running through my head.

Thank you so much for that earworm, it's been following me round my chores.

Jul 18th 2011, 2:02 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by LouiseR

I love it when you pull that face at me

Reminds me of the chin-omelette thread

Jul 18th 2011, 2:14 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

I love it when you pull that face at me

Reminds me of the chin-omelette thread

Oh God, don't remind me of that thread. I can't remember who it was but I sent someone some very questionable karma with my thoughts on what a chin omlette was.

Jul 18th 2011, 2:15 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

Thanks,now have the picture.
What bracket would "spaniels ears" be in?

Last edited by ukecadet; Jul 18th 2011 at 2:30 pm.

Jul 18th 2011, 2:25 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by Rambi

Except when motorboating.

(Oops. Did I say that aloud?

)

True, that. Though the most famous breast, (that of Queen Anne on which the classic champagne glass is modeled) doesn't seem that impressive. I always heard re: breasts 'Any more than a mouthful's a waste', which suits Queen Ann (Anne?) but won't make the lubbalubbalubbalubbalubba noise.
In truth I think only a precious few make it into their senior years with the same junk they started with, and inner beauty is the real attractant.

Last edited by caretaker; Jul 18th 2011 at 2:53 pm. Reason: afterthought

Jul 18th 2011, 2:58 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by ukecadet

Thanks,now have the picture.
What bracket would "spaniels ears" be in?

and spanny eggs

Jul 18th 2011, 3:29 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips

I've been bra shopping with my 15 year old, who has the most annoyingly perky c-cups.

I was going to get a top for myself but she tried it on and it looked so much better on her that she got it and I got nothing.

Am I a bad mother for being rather envious???? (I can't fill a B cup and at 50 perky is not a word that will ever be applied to mine.)

It's called getting older... and gravity is a bitch. There is surgery if you want. Breast augmentation...

I have a sister-in-law that goes on about that and I told her once: in this day and age if having perky boobs floats your boat then do it. No one will judge you on it negatively - it's just so common now. Apparently on the plus side it will reduce your chances of getting breast cancer.

Jul 18th 2011, 3:35 pm

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Re: Bosom envy.

This thread is useless without pics.

Surely if you want bigger boobs just eat more cakes. I reckon I could get up to a A/B cup in a few months if I really tried hard enough.