Bigging up Australia
Oct 27th 2008, 9:20 pm
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Bigging up Australia
I had the gall to point out in another thread that a purchasing a property with a view of Sydney Harbour might be a tad expensive for most people moving out from the UK. This showed a definite lack of ‘aspiration’ on my part apparently. So to put the record straight…
Australia is a very big country. Most if it is uninhabitable, but the bits around the edge are very pretty.
Australians are very friendly. You will get called a Pom from time to time or a Wog if you happen to look a bit Mediterranean, but that’s just par for the course and should be accepted in good spirit.
Australians all look like they are from the cast of Neighbours. The Australian government has passed legislation outlawing ‘ugly’ people. Anybody falling below this high standard will be offered free plastic surgery to correct their issues. As a result of this policy Australia looks just like Neighbours… honest it really, really does.
It’s sunny every single day.
There is no drought.
There are no water restrictions.
There are no flies.
Poisonous spiders and snakes are just a myth.
The construction standard of your home will put the Great Wall of China to shame. You will never get the feeling that your home might have been built from balsa wood.
Property is cheap. At no point in recent history were Australian homes the most expensive in the Western world in relation to income.
Coles and Woolworth's make Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s look like Arkwright’s store from Open all Hours.
The clothes available in the stores are of staggering quality and range. My wife claims that the choice of women’s clothing available in Target, Best and Less, Payless, Rivers and the multitudinous other high quality retailers puts the streets of Milan to shame. I personally struggle to choose between Billabong, Rip Curl and errm, ahh, ermm… let me come back to this one.
Driving standards are amongst the highest in the world and tailgating is not a national pastime. The guy three feet from your bumper is just performing his civic duty and checking that your rear tyres are OK. If your tyres check out he will then undertake you as fast as possible and cut in three feet from your front bumper so he can check the front set. In no way should this be seen as them cutting you up.
You will be greeted by a cheery wave from other drivers wherever you go.
Australian politics and politicians are the finest in the world. Their administrative skills and complete lack of even a hint of corruption are legendary. There are some small exceptions of course. The council closest to me was closed for incompetence, the one next to that was closed because of endemic corruption…. hmmm, can I come back to this one as well?.
Australia has numerous human rights enshrined in its Constitution… no wait, hang on a minute, that’s nonsense, it has nothing of the sort, but if you are coming from the UK then there’s no change there, so obviously nothing to worry about.
These and many others, are the reasons I enjoy living here.
Australia is a very big country. Most if it is uninhabitable, but the bits around the edge are very pretty.
Australians are very friendly. You will get called a Pom from time to time or a Wog if you happen to look a bit Mediterranean, but that’s just par for the course and should be accepted in good spirit.
Australians all look like they are from the cast of Neighbours. The Australian government has passed legislation outlawing ‘ugly’ people. Anybody falling below this high standard will be offered free plastic surgery to correct their issues. As a result of this policy Australia looks just like Neighbours… honest it really, really does.
It’s sunny every single day.
There is no drought.
There are no water restrictions.
There are no flies.
Poisonous spiders and snakes are just a myth.
The construction standard of your home will put the Great Wall of China to shame. You will never get the feeling that your home might have been built from balsa wood.
Property is cheap. At no point in recent history were Australian homes the most expensive in the Western world in relation to income.
Coles and Woolworth's make Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s look like Arkwright’s store from Open all Hours.
The clothes available in the stores are of staggering quality and range. My wife claims that the choice of women’s clothing available in Target, Best and Less, Payless, Rivers and the multitudinous other high quality retailers puts the streets of Milan to shame. I personally struggle to choose between Billabong, Rip Curl and errm, ahh, ermm… let me come back to this one.
Driving standards are amongst the highest in the world and tailgating is not a national pastime. The guy three feet from your bumper is just performing his civic duty and checking that your rear tyres are OK. If your tyres check out he will then undertake you as fast as possible and cut in three feet from your front bumper so he can check the front set. In no way should this be seen as them cutting you up.
You will be greeted by a cheery wave from other drivers wherever you go.
Australian politics and politicians are the finest in the world. Their administrative skills and complete lack of even a hint of corruption are legendary. There are some small exceptions of course. The council closest to me was closed for incompetence, the one next to that was closed because of endemic corruption…. hmmm, can I come back to this one as well?.
Australia has numerous human rights enshrined in its Constitution… no wait, hang on a minute, that’s nonsense, it has nothing of the sort, but if you are coming from the UK then there’s no change there, so obviously nothing to worry about.
These and many others, are the reasons I enjoy living here.
Last edited by iamthecreaturefromuranus; Oct 27th 2008 at 11:00 pm. Reason: spelling correction... got to keep the standards up
Oct 27th 2008, 9:25 pm
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Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Re: Bigging up Australia
I had the gall to point out in another thread that a purchasing a property with a view of Sydney Harbour might be a tad expensive for most people moving out from the UK. This showed a definite lack of ‘aspiration’ on my part apparently. So to put the record straight…
Australia is a very big country. Most if it is uninhabitable, but the bits around the edge are very pretty.
Australians are very friendly. You will get called a Pom from time to time or a Wog if you happen to look a bit Mediterranean, but that’s just par for the course and should be accepted in good spirit.
Australians all look like they are from the cast of Neighbours. The Australian government has passed legislation outlawing ‘ugly’ people. Anybody falling below this high standard will be offered free plastic surgery to correct their issues. As a result of this policy Australia looks just like Neighbours… honest it really, really does.
It’s sunny every single day.
There is no drought.
There are no water restrictions.
There are no flies.
Poisonous spiders and snakes are just a myth.
The construction standard of your home will put the Great Wall of China to shame. You will never get the feeling that your home might have been built from balsa wood.
Property is cheap. At no point in recent history were Australian homes the most expensive in the Western world in relation to income.
Coles and Woolworth's make Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s look like Arkwright’s store from Open all Hours.
The clothes available in the stores are of staggering quality and range. My wife claims that the choice of women’s clothing available in Target, Best and Less, Payless, Rivers and the multitudinous other high quality retailers puts the streets of Milan to shame. I personally struggle to choose between Billabong, Rip Curl and errm, ahh, ermm… let me come back to this one.
Driving standards are amongst the highest in the world and tailgating is not a national pastime. The guy three feet from your bumper is just performing his civic duty and checking that your rear tyres are OK. If your tyres check out he will then undertake you as fast as possible and cut in three feet from your front bumper so he can check the front set. In no way should this be seen as them cutting you up.
You will be greeted by a cheery wave from other drives wherever you go.
Australian politics and politicians are the finest in the world. Their administrative skills and complete lack of even a hint of corruption are legendary. There are some small exceptions of course. The council closest to me was closed for incompetence, the one next to that was closed because of endemic corruption…. hmmm, can I come back to this one as well?.
Australia has numerous human rights enshrined in its Constitution… no wait, hang on a minute, that’s nonsense, it has nothing of the sort, but if you are coming from the UK then there’s no change there, so obviously nothing to worry about.
These and many others, are the reasons I enjoy living here.
Australia is a very big country. Most if it is uninhabitable, but the bits around the edge are very pretty.
Australians are very friendly. You will get called a Pom from time to time or a Wog if you happen to look a bit Mediterranean, but that’s just par for the course and should be accepted in good spirit.
Australians all look like they are from the cast of Neighbours. The Australian government has passed legislation outlawing ‘ugly’ people. Anybody falling below this high standard will be offered free plastic surgery to correct their issues. As a result of this policy Australia looks just like Neighbours… honest it really, really does.
It’s sunny every single day.
There is no drought.
There are no water restrictions.
There are no flies.
Poisonous spiders and snakes are just a myth.
The construction standard of your home will put the Great Wall of China to shame. You will never get the feeling that your home might have been built from balsa wood.
Property is cheap. At no point in recent history were Australian homes the most expensive in the Western world in relation to income.
Coles and Woolworth's make Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s look like Arkwright’s store from Open all Hours.
The clothes available in the stores are of staggering quality and range. My wife claims that the choice of women’s clothing available in Target, Best and Less, Payless, Rivers and the multitudinous other high quality retailers puts the streets of Milan to shame. I personally struggle to choose between Billabong, Rip Curl and errm, ahh, ermm… let me come back to this one.
Driving standards are amongst the highest in the world and tailgating is not a national pastime. The guy three feet from your bumper is just performing his civic duty and checking that your rear tyres are OK. If your tyres check out he will then undertake you as fast as possible and cut in three feet from your front bumper so he can check the front set. In no way should this be seen as them cutting you up.
You will be greeted by a cheery wave from other drives wherever you go.
Australian politics and politicians are the finest in the world. Their administrative skills and complete lack of even a hint of corruption are legendary. There are some small exceptions of course. The council closest to me was closed for incompetence, the one next to that was closed because of endemic corruption…. hmmm, can I come back to this one as well?.
Australia has numerous human rights enshrined in its Constitution… no wait, hang on a minute, that’s nonsense, it has nothing of the sort, but if you are coming from the UK then there’s no change there, so obviously nothing to worry about.
These and many others, are the reasons I enjoy living here.
Oct 27th 2008, 10:17 pm
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Auntie Fa
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Location: Seattle
Posts: 7,344
Re: Bigging up Australia
Speak for yourself. I'm thinking of buying that $7.8m apartment down the road from the loose change in my purse.
Oct 27th 2008, 10:46 pm
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Re: Bigging up Australia
Family credit part (A) should be able to pay for it. I bought my house this way.
I have never had to buy food and petrol is really cheap cos I ride a bike.
Whilst the whole world is worried about a possible recession, Australia is protected as we have the best banking system in the world.
Australia. Why live anywhere else
Oct 28th 2008, 12:52 am
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Re: Bigging up Australia
You forgot the excellent TV and media standards.
Lack of talent doesnt stop them providing superb TV entertainment by buying up the cheapest quality TV shows they can find.
My temporary disablement has been made much easier by the range of educating, stimulating listings on offer. Thankyou Australia
Oct 28th 2008, 1:17 am
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Auntie Fa
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Location: Seattle
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Re: Bigging up Australia
I bet.
Here it is - http://www.domain.com.au/Public/Prop...did=2006881289
There's no way we can afford to buy more than a studio apartment with no view in this suburb, so we're enjoying it while we rent. If I stand on my tippytoes at the bottom of the garden, I can see the harbour, but in the opposite direction from the bridge.
($7.75m is nothing compared to some of the houses overlooking the beaches.)
Here it is - http://www.domain.com.au/Public/Prop...did=2006881289
There's no way we can afford to buy more than a studio apartment with no view in this suburb, so we're enjoying it while we rent. If I stand on my tippytoes at the bottom of the garden, I can see the harbour, but in the opposite direction from the bridge.
($7.75m is nothing compared to some of the houses overlooking the beaches.)
Oct 28th 2008, 1:24 am
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Re: Bigging up Australia
I bet.
Here it is - http://www.domain.com.au/Public/Prop...did=2006881289
There's no way we can afford to buy more than a studio apartment with no view in this suburb, so we're enjoying it while we rent. If I stand on my tippytoes at the bottom of the garden, I can see the harbour, but in the opposite direction from the bridge.
($7.75m is nothing compared to some of the houses overlooking the beaches.)
Here it is - http://www.domain.com.au/Public/Prop...did=2006881289
There's no way we can afford to buy more than a studio apartment with no view in this suburb, so we're enjoying it while we rent. If I stand on my tippytoes at the bottom of the garden, I can see the harbour, but in the opposite direction from the bridge.
($7.75m is nothing compared to some of the houses overlooking the beaches.)
But you could buy castle in Europe for that money!
Oct 28th 2008, 1:38 am
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Auntie Fa
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Seattle
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Re: Bigging up Australia
It's funny - when we said we were moving here our friends/family in both the UK and Sg asked if we were going to get a big house with a pool. In central Sydney? Um, no.
Oct 28th 2008, 1:43 am
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Auntie Fa
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Re: Bigging up Australia
In my never-ending quest to avoid housework, I thought I'd just compare my favourite bridge with another one quite dear to my heart. Not much different, really.(The 2nd pic is ours; apologies if I've posted it before.)
Oct 28th 2008, 1:47 am
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Location: Far North Queensland
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Re: Bigging up Australia
Stick a video camera on the roof and a 60" screen on your wall. Bingo. View of the harbour.
Oct 28th 2008, 1:48 am
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Re: Bigging up Australia
Creature, how dare you speak the truth
We are on a forum here, we must all obey the rules and talk out of our arse.
We are on a forum here, we must all obey the rules and talk out of our arse.