The Squire of Onchan

Missed a couple or three months, what's occuring?

Pollyana

Ooh not a lot, a few people think Aus is better than England and a few people think it isn't and some things are more expensive here and some aren't!

There's a shortage of bananas because of a cyclone and lettuce is expensive.......see, you haven't really missed anything at all!!

DeadVim

Flood, Fire, Wind depending on location.

In the absence of horses I've also fixed the ride-on and mowed most of the paddocks ... It's news to me anyway!

unfair dinkum

floods
bushfires
drought
plagues of locusts
cyclones
deposition of Kevin Rudd by some welsh woman with a big arse
general election-same old same old stupid labour party
Kevin Rudd being a bloody good bloke, mate, helping out Brisbanes flood victims (in no way a media stunt cooked up by his agent)
North Africans uprising against dictatorships
NSW premier a honey
Qld premier now a hero
Vic premier invisible (who is he?)


all in all, not a lot really

The Squire of Onchan

Geez ... I must get out of this bunker more often.

DeadVim

We have a state election coming up, if apathy has a wave then we'll all be riding it.

Doubtless it will make worldwide news ...

Pollyana

If you don't want to live in it any longer can I use it for a while? ;lol: