Barbecue season
Apr 26th 2006, 5:37 am
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Barbecue season
emailed to me, so hope I've taken all those annoying > 
Barbecue Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, she's probably made the marinade too; places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again...
7) [B]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/B]> >
More routine ...
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women ...
Barbecue Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, she's probably made the marinade too; places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again...
7) [B]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/B]> >
More routine ...
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women ...
Apr 26th 2006, 5:42 am
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Posts: 10,288
Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by DebraH
emailed to me, so hope I've taken all those annoying >
Barbecue Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, she's probably made the marinade too; places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again...
7) [B]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/B]> >
More routine ...
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women ...
Barbecue Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, she's probably made the marinade too; places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again...
7) [B]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/B]> >
More routine ...
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women ...
whats wrong with this
Apr 26th 2006, 5:48 am
#3
Vicki Herron
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Altona
Posts: 37
Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by steve`o
whats wrong with this
Apr 26th 2006, 5:50 am
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Location: GC hinterland
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Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by vickiherron10
whats right with it lol??!
man and women working in harmony i`d say
Apr 26th 2006, 5:51 am
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Vicki Herron
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Altona
Posts: 37
Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by steve`o
man and women working in harmony i`d say
Apr 26th 2006, 6:00 am
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Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by steve`o
man and women working in harmony i`d say
Apr 26th 2006, 6:26 am
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Re: Barbecue season
Originally Posted by DebraH
this is what always happens in our house when we have bbq, and when i cook on the bbq I do everything and I mean everything, then OH wonders why I'm flustered and peed off
same here!!!
Lisa.xx
