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B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B & Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another B & Q store or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 10th, 17th, twice on the 24th, December 1st, 8th and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B & Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another B & Q store or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 10th, 17th, twice on the 24th, December 1st, 8th and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
That's why OH keeps going to flippin B & Q:sneaky:
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Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look....... I have been brought up not accept lifts of strangers, now I drive I do not pick up strangers as there are many nutters out there. You are lucky they only took your wallet.:o |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Lol, forwarded to my mates, I think thats funny
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Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B & Q customers.
Another cautionary tale: I was in Bunnings Warehouse the other day, wondering around the garden furniture section when a sales assistant asked me if I wanted decking. No messing about! Thankfully, I got the first punch in! |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by Johnsyweb
(Post 5720536)
Thanks for the heads-up, I'll be sure to leave my wallet at home!
Another cautionary tale: I was in Bunnings Warehouse the other day, wondering around the garden furniture section when a sales assistant asked me if I wanted decking. No messing about! Thankfully, I got the first punch in! I was flabbergasted. "I know I look like I need help.... but can't you pretend and ask someone else first:p" |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by Geelong Gent
(Post 5720594)
I was also in Bunnings yesterday when someone asked me if I needed help.
I was flabbergasted. "I know I look like I need help.... but can't you pretend and ask someone else first:p" Purchased $1,000 worth of shelving last week at Bunnings Mindarie .......... couldn't get anyone to even help me lift it off the shelf onto a trolley......... so i didn't bother I just left it and went home. Tried their Edgewater store............. but they had nil stock. So we had to go to Mindarie................. took 2 of the lads with me as these storage units are heavy and chance of getting staff at Bunnings to help are zilch. |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B & Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another B & Q store or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 10th, 17th, twice on the 24th, December 1st, 8th and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. Me and my sister have made a fortune:thumbsup: thanks fellas ;) |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by Bobcat
(Post 5722024)
I was in Bunnings yesterday too at Edgewater............ i bought 3 sheets of MDF about 8 foot long by 4 feet wide.............. and 1 inch thick. Wheeled them out on a trolley thingy................ then struggled for ages to get them in the vehicle. No-one from Bunnings available to render assistance............ and to all you passers by in the car-park........... thanks for nothing as you saw me contemplating a balancing and juggling act.
Purchased $1,000 worth of shelving last week at Bunnings Mindarie .......... couldn't get anyone to even help me lift it off the shelf onto a trolley......... so i didn't bother I just left it and went home. Tried their Edgewater store............. but they had nil stock. So we had to go to Mindarie................. took 2 of the lads with me as these storage units are heavy and chance of getting staff at Bunnings to help are zilch. |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by Streaks
(Post 5722074)
Me and my sister have made a fortune:thumbsup: thanks fellas ;)
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Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
(Post 5722384)
Lisen you bish, I want my commission
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Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
I had my wallet stolen November 10th, 17th, twice on the 24th,
December 1st, 8th and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. |
Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
wondered why you kept coming home with bulbs & nails and stuff when i sent ya out for butter and cheese! Paul, i'm shocked! xxx:p
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Re: B & Q Scam!! Beware!!!
Originally Posted by bigpaul
(Post 5720152)
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B & Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another B & Q store or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 10th, 17th, twice on the 24th, December 1st, 8th and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. |
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