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Ok guys....what can I cook as a surprise for my OH on Saturday, that will remind him of his time in Oz?

Bearing in mind the weather here is naff for a bar-b

thanks

Ems x

soapy©

blindfold him,
tie him to a tree in the bush,
rip his scants aff,
rub a female roo aff his arse,
im sure after 10 mins he will remember what australia day for the rest of his life

why

well that's very nice

what about bushman's pie??
(ie bacon and eggs in a quiche with a lid)

soapy©

nah im sure being pumped by a big kangaroo will sick in his mind more that a bushmans

why

have you tried this yourself?

soapy©

only once, but pauline said the famale roo being rubbed on her arse made her itchy.
some people are just party poopers

nickyjohnt

Maccas !
Or a nice big steak , roast lamb or meat pie with a nice bottle of Aussie plonk !


Nicky

soapy©

oh just remembered, if you nip to woolies they have burgers in the shape of australia

Nu-Shooz

kangaroo anus is quite a delicacy

soapy©

its a bit tough, ive heard

Nu-Shooz

They even leave the hairs on.

Try the sacks, even tastier.

why

ooo... i just remembered my husbands
skippy burgers!!!!

mince kangaroo meat and beef mince together with fresh bread crumbs egg.chopped onion and your favorite sauce.
shape into burgers
you can get australia shaped cutters if you want......
very nice with "morrocan" style salad

best served up to relatives who you don't like and don't tell them it's kangaroo

hahaha

soapy©

bit hard to swollow

Nu-Shooz

Nah mate, very crunchy until the satisfying 'pop'...

soapy©

i think they will guess when they go for a shite and it keeps jumping in and out of their arse