Attention Men!
Nov 24th 2006, 5:16 am
#31
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,376
Re: Attention Men!
Originally Posted by iPom
Surprise your partner this weekend... clean the bathroom! 
This involves cleaning fluid of your choice around everything that's hard and white such as the sink, bath and toilet, then application and movement of a cloth on said areas.
After that, rinse areas. Spray the shower area too if you've got one.
It's always a bonus to put freshly cleaned towels out and to pop the others in the wash. If you're going to wash them, remember to hang them up afterwards outside on that metal thing us women call a 'rotary line' (That's the technical term)
Vaccuum and mop the floor, clean rigourously under the toilet seat, around the hinges and swish the brush around and you're done.
See, now isn't that easy?
This involves cleaning fluid of your choice around everything that's hard and white such as the sink, bath and toilet, then application and movement of a cloth on said areas.
After that, rinse areas. Spray the shower area too if you've got one.
It's always a bonus to put freshly cleaned towels out and to pop the others in the wash. If you're going to wash them, remember to hang them up afterwards outside on that metal thing us women call a 'rotary line' (That's the technical term)
Vaccuum and mop the floor, clean rigourously under the toilet seat, around the hinges and swish the brush around and you're done.
See, now isn't that easy?
Personally, someone oughta come over here and teach my other arf how to clean a bloomin' bathroom.."what, get my lovely manicured nails dirty with toilet scum? Me?"
Nov 24th 2006, 5:41 am
#32
Fighting my corner
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posts: 11,948
Re: Attention Men!
Originally Posted by iPom
Ah, should I maybe have an exact pictorial representation, such as the one below, do you think?
Nov 24th 2006, 5:46 am
#33
A rather curious boy
Joined: Aug 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 5,917
Re: Attention Men!
Originally Posted by >Trigger<
Sorry couldn't resist resurrecting this!
How to shower like a woman:
Get in shower.use face cloth,arm cloth,leg cloth,long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil,leave on hair for 15 minutes.Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.wash rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower,spray mould spots with tile cleaner.Get out of shower.dry yourself with towel the size of a Small country.Check entire body for spots,tweeze hairs.return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way,cover any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.Leave in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see wife along the way shake your knob at her making woo-hoo sound.Look at manly physique in the mirror.Admire the size of your knob and scratch your arse.Get in shower.Wash your face.Wash your armpits.Hold one finger over each nostril and Blow your nose.Make fart noises(real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.Spend majority of time washing your private parts,Wash your butt leaving coarse hairs in the soap.Shampoo hair.Make shampoo mohican.Pee.Get out of shower.Partially dry off.Fail to notice water on floor.Admire shiny knob in mirror.Leave shower door open,wet mat on floor,light and fan on.Return to bedroom with towel around waist.If you pass wife,pull off towel,shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.Throw wet towel on bed.
How to shower like a woman:
Get in shower.use face cloth,arm cloth,leg cloth,long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil,leave on hair for 15 minutes.Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.wash rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower,spray mould spots with tile cleaner.Get out of shower.dry yourself with towel the size of a Small country.Check entire body for spots,tweeze hairs.return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way,cover any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.Leave in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see wife along the way shake your knob at her making woo-hoo sound.Look at manly physique in the mirror.Admire the size of your knob and scratch your arse.Get in shower.Wash your face.Wash your armpits.Hold one finger over each nostril and Blow your nose.Make fart noises(real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.Spend majority of time washing your private parts,Wash your butt leaving coarse hairs in the soap.Shampoo hair.Make shampoo mohican.Pee.Get out of shower.Partially dry off.Fail to notice water on floor.Admire shiny knob in mirror.Leave shower door open,wet mat on floor,light and fan on.Return to bedroom with towel around waist.If you pass wife,pull off towel,shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.Throw wet towel on bed.
OH ......IS THAT YOU? :scared:
Nov 24th 2006, 6:15 am
#34
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Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,073
Re: Attention Men!
Originally Posted by busterboy
OH ......IS THAT YOU? :scared:
woo-hoo....where's the shake knob smiley?
