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Old Jun 12th 2010, 10:30 am
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Default Anyone got any tranquilisers etc?

I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them

HELP ME RHONDA
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Old Jun 12th 2010, 10:40 am
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Default Re: Anyone got any tranquilisers etc?

Originally Posted by JenJen
I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them

HELP ME RHONDA
Get to the docs and get some Diazepam lass! Have you tried self medicating with booze?
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Old Jun 12th 2010, 10:42 am
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Default Re: Anyone got any tranquilisers etc?

Originally Posted by JenJen
I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them

HELP ME RHONDA
As long as this not a genuine ,Cry for help ,i would recommend a good 12 year old Malt whiskey............MM
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Default Re: Anyone got any tranquilisers etc?

Originally Posted by JenJen
I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them

HELP ME RHONDA
Get Kporte to tell ya wee story,worked for me
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Originally Posted by JenJen
I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...ilies/rofl.gif

HELP ME RHONDA
Not sure where all of them are right now, but one is snogging emelems, one is snogging kporte, and one is winding up the English over the World Cup and calmly ignoring the fact that he is a UK citizen even though he chooses not to hold a British passport
and then there's me, but I'm only funny occasionally, and having drunk a whole bottle of Bailes this evening I am more likely to be asleep than funny
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Would the "pink" jokes help you?
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Not sure where all of them are right now, but one is snogging emelems, one is snogging kporte, and one is winding up the English over the World Cup and calmly ignoring the fact that he is a UK citizen even though he chooses not to hold a British passport
and then there's me, but I'm only funny occasionally, and having drunk a whole bottle of Bailes this evening I am more likely to be asleep than funny
And bollox to you too
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
And bollox to you too
Nice to see the ecclesiastical spelling of b****cks for a change.
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
And bollox to you too
sorry babe Tis true though but at least I do respect your choice to be Irish No different to someone holding dual UK/Aus citizenship but thinking of themselves as English.

I just found some more Baileys.......could be a long night
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
sorry babe Tis true though but at least I do respect your choice to be Irish No different to someone holding dual UK/Aus citizenship but thinking of themselves as English.

I just found some more Baileys.......could be a long night
Dont fricking babe me,ya english gobshite ye
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
Dont fricking babe me,ya english gobshite ye
OK sweetie-pie, whatever you say

PS Can my Welsh half still call you babe?
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http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif OK sweetie-pie, whatever you say

PS Can my Welsh half still call you babe?
Bollox to the taffs n all.
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
Bollox to the taffs n all.
Having a bad day at work then?



Hey Jen, you should be at least smiling a bit by this point?
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Default Re: Anyone got any tranquilisers etc?

Originally Posted by JenJen
I'm pretty sure I need some tranquilisers or valium or anything similar???

Anyone got some ? I promise I'll try not to overdose

Far too much going on and my ability to cope under stress is diminishing

Now where are the funny posters on here when you need them

HELP ME RHONDA
Hi JenJen,

Forget the pill's. Try this:



All the best,

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Get yourself some Metagenics NeuroCalm.

You can buy it from health food shops or vitamin shops (i.e.) Go Vita.

You will be happily floating and smiling again in no time.

Failing that, get yourself some wacky tobacky. In the UK you get offered a nice cup of tea – in Oz you get offered a bong
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