arkon

We have been here a year and are totally overjoyed. Everyday I wake up to the sound of my cocks and just thank the lord for another day in paradise.

The cocks usually wake me up at about 4am!

cranni

absolutely agree, even through all the stress, i think we are so lucky to be here, its paradise to us.

Rabc

Nope, everytime we nearly take it for granted and think about moaning we say "right let's go home then"

Oh Sh*t :scared:

back to being privilaged to be here

soapy©

Fed up with the everyday sunshine. me too bollox init he he

Fed up with the happy / positive attitude. aye a need a good moan noo and again

Fed up with going to more places, each better than the next. dont know about that. i saw a guy of ten taking sweets aff a wee lassie of four the other day

Fed up with "feeling" safe. no argument

Fed up trying to fit in the social life. yip us too, we need a rest lol


Fed up walking on the beach, seeing the yaghts go by. sand i hate the stuff lol


Fed up with meeting friends for BBQ Sunday breakfast at the beach. gets right on yir tits after a while. how could we not just sit in the hoose cos its freezin outside, for a change bollox to this place lol

Wendy

Centurion

Clearly not everyone is going to be happy in Australia. Contrary to popular mythology we even have some people here without permenent smiles on faces..

However, on a personal note you could not pay me to return to the UK. I would rather be poor and live here in Australia.

Life for us could not really get better here.

Sam

i often have this problem too, although i only have access to the one cock!





sorry just couldn't resist

arkon

And there was me thinking I was extravagant by having 2 cocks, Life on the farm is so hard. It would be ok if it was up with the cock at 6 oclock but 4am is just too much.

Back to the OP, I was lying, I hate it here.

Pollyana

Like anywhere it has its good bits and its bad bits.
Nowhere is paradise

remmie1

We have had some dodgy times through the move (family guilt), when we arrived (cat trapped in bonnet of car for 3 hours whilst we were out and about) and even recently (made a mistake buying land and needed to get out of it, family member threatening suicide at Christmas). None of it makes me want to go back to the UK.

Shoite happens wherever you are doesn't it?

nicanjoe

pmsl
nicanjoe

herrchook

OMG Was it OK? :scared:

coolie

You might want to see a doctor about that, or maybe an adult movie maker!!

gina

just get us in!!!!!!!!!!!!


then well answer your question

Buttockup

Good to see you haven't lost your animosity towards God's country Arkon. Still hating it, huh? Haven't seen one of your Australian anecdotes in ages. What is wrong with you, man? I trust you're not adapting!