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Right I'm really peed off. 6 year old will not stop talking, my Uncles staying and really starting to irritate me, Hubby has just won a mobile phone (whoopee do). and I'm so sodding pregnant that I have an entire wardrobe full of clothes I cant wear. I cant drink- I really want a Baileys, no chocolate in the house. Everyone says i should be taking it easy in my condition( condition ha i'm pregnant not crippled), but no one else in our house knows how to work the washing machine, and i dont think hubby knows what the iron looks like. And now the dog has just farted and stunk out the house :scared:
Best start cooking dinner

Rant over
maybe I'm just hormonal :rolleyes:

Oh my God I'm a whinging bloody pom :eek:

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hi b,
won't ask how you are , if it makes you feel better my bad week house fell through leave in 3 :scared::scared: weeks , i don't care any more just going to let it all go over my head
:beer::eek:

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shite & i thought i was having acrap time cleaning up puke every 5 mins (poorly son), can't go out , daughter driving me nuts & why is every other word 'mum' oh yeah , freezer packed up & cat puked on carpet - joy oh joy (no choc in the house i ate it the other day :o )

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I think there should be a choccy amnesty for all mums in the holidays and may be a free nanny but she'd have to have a face like a bulldogs arse chewing a wasp. :D

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MMMMmmm seems to me like you are in a bad mood! Think on the bright side!! Soon it will be bed time for the little bloke problem one solved!! Problem 2 Uncle might have a mega stash under his bed, play the dutiful niece and you never know....as they say " where there is a will there is a way!" Problem 3 ahmmm hubbies new mobile phone will keep him occupied for hours, just nod at the appropriate time and he will think you are interested!!! Problem 4, too hot to wear clothes, go round naked ( might help with getting rid of the uncle tho!!) positive note, you wont wear your clothes, no washing and ironing, when you get into them again, pretend they are new!! Also as you are pregnat it does suggest that you have had a bit of whooppe ( up to your personal knowledge as if this is a positive or negative)
Problem 5 No drinking, eyes will be brighter, brain clearer skin better ( teetotaller speaking sorry!!!) No chocolate in the house...... mmmn suggest you nick a vital part from hubbies new phone, he will have to go out and get a replacement......" by the way love you couldnt get me a bar of chocolate could you. Then big breath for this " Oh and by the way here's a bag of washing for the laundrette, and the vet is next door, get him to sort out the dogs intestines would you!!!"
See so easy. Hardest bit is that tomorrow, the bloody child is still talking, Uncle is strapped for cash and asks you for money, hubbie now wants to spend x amount of $ on bits for his free phone, Hubby put reds in with whites in the wash, dog still farting, but hey look on the bright side at least you got your chocolate. If all this fails why not emmigrate, hear that some place called the UK is always asking for people!!!!
Hope this cheers you up :D

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Brassed off too. :(

Daughter is moaning like hell and we're only at day one of the hols. Son winding her up just because he can. :mad: I've got that many assignments due for uni and I can't be arsed.

But at least the cat hasn't puked and the washing machine works! :D

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Bless you, you might be a whinging pom but you've made me laugh! Karma coming your way - you deserve it. Suggestion: get irritating Uncle to take irritating 6 year old out for a walk with the farting dog, open the windows to air the house, make yourself a nice cup of tea/or Baileys and put your feet up for half a hour. :D (I know how you feel about not drinking when pregnant but seriously a tiny little glass of Baileys won't do any harm, I promise. )

Nicky

PS tried to give you karma but gotta spread first, but karma in thought sent!

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:D sent special farting dog karma :D

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I can relate to how you feel! When I was expecting my last one I was sodding HUGE and everything annoyed me. Karma sent. (I'm having a drink for you). :)

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I'm royally p!5sed off at the moment. Haven't been out the house for 7 days now as sprained me ankle dragging some bloke off a train track! Missed a spell of awesome surf too which has made it even worse. Got physio on Thursday.
You forget just how bad day time TV really is! I'm so unbelievably bored! Still, its the afternoon now so I think I'll chuck some beers in the fridge. Should help with the pain if not the boredom! :beer:

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dragging a bloke off a train track :eek: bloody hell

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Ha! Wasn't as exciting as it sounds! Ended up head down in a ditch with him in a head lock and me with a buggered ankle!
I never thought I'd actually want to go back to work!

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cripes are you a copper then?

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Yep, but I was off duty

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:eek: better watch our p's and q's then ;)

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Damn straight! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAYYYY ;)

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My day was fine..... until I scuffed the alloy wheel of my sisters car!!!! C x :eek:

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Hey Cartman
You get good surf in Portsmouth??!? Things have changed since I lived down that way - global warming?

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http://www.myjellybean.com/avatars/s...rk-cartman.gif :cool:

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nope, im as happy as a pig in shit :D

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I bet the sun's been shining too?!!!!! C x :rolleyes:

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Ive been in a stinking mood for the last few days ,someone i dont know has bought a property from me and is supposed to have put some money in my account and hasn't ,no money no oz.the basket.

waiting you spend all your life waiting :mad:

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My Oh has a chest infection and is laid up in bed for a week, and my dog decided to break her foot today and has to be laid up for 6-10 weeks! She is an active, working Blue Heeler! Do they have any idea how hard thats gonna be!
But all said I'm in a good mood really!
(wheres that f***ing baseball bat!?)

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It aint exactly Snapper Rocks but Bracklesham is OK and Bournemouth tries too!

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He he, I wanted to post a piccie of him when he was a cop but I don't know how to do it.

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I'm not in a bad mood............

I'm in a WTF, Holy Mary Mother of G-D, Jesus and bloody hell how am I going to arrange everything whilst keeping my wailing and weeping daughter sane in 3 weeks before I fly mood!!

:eek:

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Awww Pompey, seems a million miles away now. There's a nice sewage outlet to enhance your swim at Eastney, plus a nudist strip for wrinkled elderly nudists.
Hope you feel better soon mate, how long have ya got to go now?

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google a pic click on properties and paste the address into the little yellow envelope in the reply menu. or you can attach something of yours by clicking on managing attachments. :)

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That is sooooo coooool. Thanks![/

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Reckon we'll make the move to Brissie in about 10months. Not sure I can hold out that long!
When you lay out all the world famous attractions of Pompey I question if I still want to move to the other side of the world!!

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Oi you!!!! What did I tell ya...............keep ya chin up, no grizzling and bloody CALL ME!!!!

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...YES
Bloody 14 year olds :(

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Speaking as a train driver you should have left him there then one of my mates would have got some compo for running him over. Its people like you that stops us getting a little extra bonus ;) :D

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That made me chuckle :D

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:D

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YES :mad: bloody kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: I've just had them both screaming at each other over god knows what, can't even remember now, nor can they probably :rolleyes: I've sent them to their rooms and now................peace :) until they start again :rolleyes:

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Thanks for cheering me up, I thought I was having a bad day. My 14 month old son has n't slept a full night in 14months!!! I have been shopping for a dress for a black tie do at work and still have all my baby fat and can't fit into anything.
I thought I was hormonal, but I think you are fully qualified to say you are hormonal!!!

Send the Hubby out for Chocolate and go for a nice bath.

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aw kids eh!

if it wasn't for 99.9% of the kids in my class id be in a perpetual bad mood..

the 99.9% are guaranteed to lift my spirits. :D