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Is anyone watching that programme where Anthea Turner tells women how to keep their houses clean and tidy????
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Is anyone watching that programme where Anthea Turner tells women how to keep their houses clean and tidy????
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!
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its on BBC3 now if anyones interested.....not!
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
its on BBC3 now if anyones interested.....not! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Is anyone watching that programme where Anthea Turner tells women how to keep their houses clean and tidy????
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!
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I'll put my hand up to being a sad cow, missed it this week though, ony watch it to nose at her house - what a place. made me laugh the other week when the the narrator said that they were going to prepare a buffet in "one" of Anthea's kitchens!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean how many kitchens does one need
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I'll put my hand up to being a sad cow, missed it this week though, ony watch it to nose at her house - what a place. made me laugh the other week when the the narrator said that they were going to prepare a buffet in "one" of Anthea's kitchens!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean how many kitchens does one need
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I have told my hubby I am going to do an 'Anthea' on our house this week!
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
OMG! is it on every week?
I have told my hubby I am going to do an 'Anthea' on our house this week!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I have told my hubby I am going to do an 'Anthea' on our house this week!
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think it was the third one this week! Just how much housework can one do
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My 5 year old niece stared at it for a few seconds with her head on one side and then said "Aunty, that lady is an overpaid slut who needs to get a life"
Exit my ladylike sister muttering "that child hears far more than she should!"
My 5 year old niece stared at it for a few seconds with her head on one side and then said "Aunty, that lady is an overpaid slut who needs to get a life"
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Have to say I haven`t watched this programme for the very same reason, like she would really slog all day cleaning her house (more like get someone in to do it) - that and the fact I hate the permanently smug and superior look on face so much I just want to slap her!! To me she is the female equivilant of nails being scratched across a blackboard!!
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lol....she's hilarious - i bet she wears that pinny and nowt else when ol' grant wants a bit of slap and tickle!!!
have to say i have picked up some good tips re keeping the house clutter free....she'd kinda the english equivalent of Ann maurice/Oprah!
i think she got this job cos when she was in one of these celeb reality shows, all she did was clean!!
i like her in a strange sort of way......and i feel quite sorry for her.
now...be a pet...pass me the vodka
have to say i have picked up some good tips re keeping the house clutter free....she'd kinda the english equivalent of Ann maurice/Oprah!
i think she got this job cos when she was in one of these celeb reality shows, all she did was clean!!
i like her in a strange sort of way......and i feel quite sorry for her.
now...be a pet...pass me the vodka
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Is anyone watching that programme where Anthea Turner tells women how to keep their houses clean and tidy????
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
OMG! what a cheeky cow. what does she know about cleaning ffs? I bet she has a cleaner to tidy up after her and her hubby.
That woman who spends all the time on the computer instead of cleaning is me!
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I cant watch her or I shall be sick.
She can take place on my 'sickometer' next to Celine Dion.
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I cant watch her or I shall be sick.
She can take place on my 'sickometer' next to Celine Dion.
She can take place on my 'sickometer' next to Celine Dion.
lol........yes, her middle name should be 'nauseating' as opposed to 'fu##ing' as it currently stands in our house
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
lol........yes, her middle name should be 'nauseating' as opposed to 'fu##ing' as it currently stands in our house
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Have you seen that advert for Canada? The tourist one where the old people are leaping over fences and riding horses?
Can you believe that is horse face Dion singing that 'You and I are meant to fly'
I wish she would fly off down the toilet and quickly.
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Can you believe that is horse face Dion singing that 'You and I are meant to fly'
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lol...that screeching sound could only be her.....
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suppose this isnt the place to say i quite like her, is it
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
lol...that screeching sound could only be her.....
suppose this isnt the place to say i quite like her, is it![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
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