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Old Feb 16th 2008, 9:30 am
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Just sitting outside moochin on my laptop and I decided to stand on a spider that was getting too close for comfort,
I completely squashed it but as it squashed, lots of little tiny spiders came out of it and legged it in all directions, how mad is it here eh!

should have chucked it on the barbie!

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Old Feb 16th 2008, 10:20 am
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Originally Posted by jazzys
Just sitting outside moochin on my laptop and I decided to stand on a spider that was getting too close for comfort,
I completely squashed it but as it squashed, lots of little tiny spiders came out of it and legged it in all directions, how mad is it here eh!

should have chucked it on the barbie!

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That is one thing that I am never going to do. I will let the other half do it while I am a very big distance away.
I am going to see if I can get on of those blaster gun type thingies that they had in Ghost Busters and I will not leave home without it.
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Old Feb 16th 2008, 10:22 am
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That is one thing that I am never going to do.
Do you mean chuck it on the barbie or stand on it?

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Old Feb 16th 2008, 10:27 am
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Do you mean chuck it on the barbie or stand on it?

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Either, I never want to be near one! (Yeah like that is going to be possible).
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Old Feb 16th 2008, 10:31 am
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Either, I never want to be near one! (Yeah like that is going to be possible).
Er no its not possible, did you read the thread i started the other day about the huntsman in my car?

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Er no its not possible, did you read the thread i started the other day about the huntsman in my car?

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Why squash it? Daft sod.

Leave it alone next time. Now the babies will be everywhere and they'll all come to haunt you...
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Why squash it? Daft sod.

Leave it alone next time. Now the babies will be everywhere and they'll all come to haunt you...
I told ya, it was getting too close for comfort. And your not suggesting that had I not squashed it, those little critters would never have come out.
Maybe not today, but in good time they would surely.
It was like a bloody troop carrier!

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Why squash it? Daft sod.

Leave it alone next time. Now the babies will be everywhere and they'll all come to haunt you...
The film arachnaphobia springs to mind....

Watch out they'll be out for revenge - the Godfather of spiders - family is everything to spiders too....
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Er no its not possible, did you read the thread i started the other day about the huntsman in my car?

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Yes I did I don't know why, just keep thinking that someone is going to tell me that they have found a way to make them all go away.
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Dont worry your more likely to be killed on the roads...enjoy Australias rich natural bounty
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Originally Posted by jazzys
Just sitting outside moochin on my laptop and I decided to stand on a spider that was getting too close for comfort,
I completely squashed it but as it squashed, lots of little tiny spiders came out of it and legged it in all directions, how mad is it here eh!

should have chucked it on the barbie!

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Same happened to me with a woodlice in the UK, freaked me out for awhile.
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Same happened to me with a woodlice in the UK, freaked me out for awhile.
Same thing happened to me tonight with headlice.
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Originally Posted by jazzys
Just sitting outside moochin on my laptop and I decided to stand on a spider that was getting too close for comfort,
I completely squashed it but as it squashed, lots of little tiny spiders came out of it and legged it in all directions, how mad is it here eh!

should have chucked it on the barbie!

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Will you stop it with your spider stories. I know i should not read them but I cant help it. I am now frightened to drive or sit with my feet touching the floor. My first job when I move into my new house in Perth is to find someone who I can ask/pay to get spiders for me and it is all your fault
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Same thing happened to me tonight with headlice.
out with the nit comb then
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Originally Posted by midwife-mandy
Will you stop it with your spider stories. I know i should not read them but I cant help it. I am now frightened to drive or sit with my feet touching the floor. My first job when I move into my new house in Perth is to find someone who I can ask/pay to get spiders for me and it is all your fault
Forewarned is forarmed my dear. I'm finding out the bloody hard way

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