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thewoodz Oct 27th 2006 10:52 pm

BE Anonymous
 
hi i have just got back from a week in rehab.
Mr W insisted that i was "sent" away for a week to try to break my addiction.
He claims that my shoulders have become hunched from the constant bending over the computer. My eyesight has become short sighted to a distance of about 10 inches, my hearing has become selective i have a worrying habit of guffawing at the computer, giggling to myself and also i occasionally spit food or drink out which is followed by a convulsive shaking of my shoulders. i constantly crave the reassuring sound and feel of the computer keys and i worry if i am away from the computer if i am missing some joke of banter between other BE members
and so i have started this thread for any other BE addicts....

Welcome

My name is Nicky and I am addicted to BE....

Clippy Oct 27th 2006 10:53 pm

Re: BE Anonymous
 
Ooh no, I'm not addicted - I could stop straight away if I wanted to.







:D

Shakmaty Oct 27th 2006 10:54 pm

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Hmmm...I think it is time for me to let my wife come online :rolleyes:

thewoodz Oct 27th 2006 10:54 pm

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hi "sis" been playing with your dolly while i've been away

self denial is the first sign ;)

Clippy Oct 27th 2006 10:57 pm

Re: BE Anonymous
 

Originally Posted by Shakmaty
Hmmm...I think it is time for me to let my wife come online :rolleyes:

Lol ah yes there's a true addict :D

Clippy Oct 27th 2006 10:58 pm

Re: BE Anonymous
 

Originally Posted by thewoodz
hi "sis" been playing with your dolly while i've been away

self denial is the first sign ;)

No, I've not been on here, I only pop in every few days or so just to check my pm's :eek: :D

Honest :D

busterboy Oct 27th 2006 11:00 pm

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[QUOTE=Clippies]Ooh no, I'm not addicted - I could stop straight away if I wanted to.



liar, liar pants on fire :D

thewoodz Oct 27th 2006 11:02 pm

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[QUOTE=busterboy]

Originally Posted by Clippies
Ooh no, I'm not addicted - I could stop straight away if I wanted to.



liar, liar pants on fire :D

i believe childish language and actions are another sign :p

busterboy Oct 27th 2006 11:02 pm

Re: BE Anonymous
 
[QUOTE=thewoodz]hi i have just got back from a week in rehab.
Mr W insisted that i was "sent" away for a week to try to break my addiction.
He claims that my shoulders have become hunched from the constant bending over the computer. My eyesight has become short sighted to a distance of about 10 inches, my hearing has become selective i have a worrying habit of guffawing at the computer, giggling to myself and also i occasionally spit food or drink out which is followed by a convulsive shaking of my shoulders. i constantly crave the reassuring sound and feel of the computer keys and i worry if i am away from the computer if i am missing some joke of banter between other BE members
and so i have started this thread for any other BE addicts....




I so know the signs. Trying to keep just to the weekends now myself....had some complaints from 'im indoors.

Something about ' you and all your sad mates'.........

Clippy Oct 27th 2006 11:03 pm

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Originally Posted by busterboy


liar, liar pants on fire :D

god damn that's another pair of jeans ruined :D

CasG Oct 27th 2006 11:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Clippies
Lol ah yes there's a true addict :D

I am not addicted ...just like chatting :p

CasG Oct 27th 2006 11:06 pm

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Originally Posted by CasG
I am not addicted ...just like chatting :p

Oh, and I'm very good at multi-tasking :D

have to be !!

Margaret3 Oct 27th 2006 11:06 pm

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[Q




I so know the signs. Trying to keep just to the weekends now myself....had some complaints from 'im indoors.

Something about ' you and all your sad mates'.........[/QUOTE]

MyOH quote is 'is that you talking to all your imaginery friends again :D

rugbymatt Oct 27th 2006 11:08 pm

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[QUOTE=busterboy]

Originally Posted by thewoodz
hi i have just got back from a week in rehab.
Mr W insisted that i was "sent" away for a week to try to break my addiction.
He claims that my shoulders have become hunched from the constant bending over the computer. My eyesight has become short sighted to a distance of about 10 inches, my hearing has become selective i have a worrying habit of guffawing at the computer, giggling to myself and also i occasionally spit food or drink out which is followed by a convulsive shaking of my shoulders. i constantly crave the reassuring sound and feel of the computer keys and i worry if i am away from the computer if i am missing some joke of banter between other BE members
and so i have started this thread for any other BE addicts....




I so know the signs. Trying to keep just to the weekends now myself....had some complaints from 'im indoors.

Something about ' you and all your sad mates'.........


Tell him to man up!

By the way i agree with Clippies, i think she is an addict.

thewoodz Oct 27th 2006 11:12 pm

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Originally Posted by thewoodz
MyOH quote is 'is that you talking to all your imaginery friends again :D


maybe thats part of the problem - maybe we are all just figments of each others imaginations!!![/QUOTE]
we could start BE friends imagined


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